The Bi$hop Eric $haun

Hey all you Metal Maniacs!! The E-Man has an order for you, sent directly from Odin through me... Sign in on my map below, and you'll get a 10% discount on a upper floor ticket next time the Dukes blaze through your city... Metal-4-Ever!!

The Bishop's done talkin.Pimpin'-4-Ever!!
I will only say this once: I am the best metal bassist in the entire world. You cannot touch my power. You will know me by my Viking like hair, my chiseled pec's, my chopper riding abilities, my throngs of big teated groupies, my kick ass stage nickname of "Joe Eat The Mayo" (don't ask, it's a long story),my fan base that stretches into the high teen's, my studio apartment adorned with leather and spikes, my Nordic good looks, my natural bass shredding talent, and my everlasting lack of shirt. I am the god of metal!
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