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About Me

Tuna Of The LandI like to parrrrrttttyyyyy! And, I want a serious relationship now- but he has to parrttyyyyyyyy too. I get so sad looking through my fingerhut catalog alone- i know I could pick out some nice duck dishes with a nice man. I love to cook with bisquick, and hamburger helper- I love my fiber optic lamp, its next to my bed- the colors when they change, it looks so nice. I have tons of Dale Jr posters, but I would take dem all down for the right man. I aint got my kids no more, they got put in fosters care, so we can be all alone. I work at cirlce k, so I can make sure my man always has wild turkey, pabst and GPC's- and he wont need no money neither. I think i am somthin fierce sexy! So get your rotin tootin behind in line sugah lips! And if ya dont like it, well you can just kiss my ass!

My Interests

I like the nascar, but i cant ever go, so I go to the track here- mostly i shop at the big lots

here is muh cuzins and muh friends we jus like to party!
This here is aunt bessy she like swap meets and colt 45

I'd like to meet:

I want to meets some men. I like to take long drives in trucks this is my bestest friend in the world- Tammy. She is soo purty and looks great in rocky mountain jeans- she has the best camel toe! She has a real nice double wide too, this is her in the kitchen.This here is Wanda she is fun to gossup with bout the neighbors she hate everyone and likes to play bingo alone

Hey yall need to add muh banner to yuer pageGet Your Own Voice Player Manage This here is muh cuzin Bobby Joe at work she sure is a purdy one i love her hair!

Music:

i like to listen to the sexy music of Tracey Bird, he is a real manhere is Bobby Sue after the family reunion she says that Jim and Bill really like her and that the black eyes are love taps

Movies:

Pure Country is hands down the best movie ever made

Television:

i got aluminum foil rabbit ears on my black and white tv- rent a center came and took my 64 inch tv casue they say i cant pay with EBT

Books:

just cause i dont like to read dont mean im not a smart lady

Heroes:

i like that Reba lady, she is a real good woman- and i think Anna Nicole Smith is such an inspiration to all woman, TRIM SPA BABY!
This here is muh cuzin Daryl we call him eyes

My Blog

EBT

I call it the eat better tonite but shit yall they are stamps and yu know wut? I dont give a dern tootin wut yall think! When you dun be payin cash fer oatmeal and ramen im eaten steak and crab! and i...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

Dumpster Divin

I dun got me some good stuff las night! Me and Tammy went behind some apartments and we dun took our flash lites and gloves and we got some shirts with cats on them I scored an old motley crue shir...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST

close that damn border

i went down to the public aide and der was all these damn forigners up in der trying to get some food stamps and medicaid and they be lookin at me like i dun dont be long there I tell yu what i w...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:03:00 PST

Yeast Infection and yogurt

I dun got muhself a caser of the itchy bread puss. dern tootin i be a scratchin like the dickens, so i dun went to muh cuzins house an she is like one of dem natural kinda folk, she done tol me dat if...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:35:00 PST

Strawberry Douche

So i went dun to da local drug stor and wuz lookin roun while dey got muh pills ready- i dun caught da dem crabbers! not the kind u eat neither. So i went down the lady row and den i saws flavord douc...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:30:00 PST

just got outta jail

well shit fire and Tuna is back! I dun went to jail for a stint and boy howdy did it suck the exhaust off an rv hot damn! I had me a warrent for writing bad checks and chit so they dun caugfht Tuna an...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:36:00 PST

Almost Went To Jail

Jezzus, we was at the piggly wiggly and we aint had no money- so shel tam and I was thinking that we could jus say we needed to collect money for like handicapers and den we could jus get some beer. W...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lost another tooth

My friends Shell and Tam and I were at the Burger King, we was real drunk- and I was out in the playground area and i was riding on one of dem bouncy tiger thangs and I dun fell of and hit my dam head...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hair in the crack of my ass

ok, so ah got long hair, an' th' gals thet does too, may agree- thet fum time t'time a hair may git in th' crack of yer ass. i was on a date tonight an' in th' middle of it, ah started t'feel th' itch...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Got a date!

Wel, i cant yall who it is, cause i done met this man on this here myspace thingamybob. He is a real sweet man. I cant wait! He said he is gonna take me to Furrs for dinner next thursday! I love a man...
Posted by Tuna Of The Land on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST