tweeker mobile/tweeker car/motel cutless

Hello, I am a 1970 {I think} oldsmobile cutless . I only run on 5 cylenders...my spark plugs haven't been changed in 10 years, they are fouled....the threading on plug 6 is compleatly stripped because my owner forgot about righty tighty and lefty loosey , thought is was tighty loosey and went the wrong way....I think he was thinking of his tootles girlfriend named loosey lucy....my stereo is actually an old 8 track machine that still works sometimes but there is only one cartrige.....molly hatchet....the radio is AM only and is always tuned to right wing talk shows and, of course, coast to coast with George Story.....there is also a broken scanner and CB with the handle of sparky...I live in an alley in Trona , California way out in the desert..my owner sometimes sleeps in the back seat, just so he can protect the anchiet transaxle for a old Chevy Nova that he keeps in the trunk....so nobody breaks in...He can actually sleep inside his piece of shit house if he wanted to...he is somewhat afraid if he does he might be burned alive which is a very real possibility in this neighborhood .Also in the back seat there is also countless old appliance transformers with frayed wires , old clothes...whisky bottles , large full black trash bags filled with a whole myrid of stuff and old shell casings that at one time were supposed to be refitted...there is also a whole shitload of old car stereos and broken cassette tapes as well as faded white supremecy lituatur and old book called "dianetics" ....the whole thing smells like oil......my motor oil iz black goop....The right rear window is absent..the back seat is filled with black trash bags of everything you can imagine and a home made ice pipe...I am frequently parked under a bridge...my tires are bald , the upolstery is torn...you need a screwdriver to pop open my trunk.....My radiator has got so much stop leak in it that it blocking the water jacket deals , I have internal and external cancer...big time...my engine is rotting from the inside out...just like my owner... I am lonely and would like to make friends but I am afraid of everyone...please help........I am hiding from the cops and the black UN helocopters and interpool satelites .l hope this isn't being recorded.....there is a NA sticker on the bumper...maybe we can watch the video "Caught In The Act" which was made by Styx for there "Kilroy Was Here" tour and album...it is in one of the trash bags somewhere..Styx gets the sagging shriveld tit speed whores hotter then anything I know of..just put on "Babe" or "Come Sail Away " and there taking off the pants and suckin kock....I figger that anywon who doesn't like Styx must be some sort of fuckeng morond....Tommy Shaw gets more pussy then a toilet seat at the grayhound station in Bakersfield...{Just over the hill a litte way} We can pack the ice pipe and go to the pinacles...If you and your date decide to fuck in my backseat, {after pussing everything asside }you can do it doggy style so you can both look at the window...PS, I have herpes....and I hate rubbers, fuck rubbers....think of the old Tin Lizzy song, jailbreak....bomp bomp babomb baba bomp babomp "Tonights there's gonna be a breakout, somewhere on my coc , those little herpe simplaxes mean business, can't escape em for long, pig spot lots on my train, herpes simplax on my tail...hey you, good looking female....cum here , etc, etc " I have a certain new fan that has disapered , I do hope she comes back, we were getting so close.....my owner is now gluing in her teeth with superglue...I hear weird sounds in my head like static from a short wave radio, like it is stuck between stations, I hear static, blured speach of some sort along with someone speaking in chinese, high pitched squel, machinery...... .. .. SPAM WHORE GALLERY !!! These people are not who they say they are, they will suck you in by missrepresenting themselves , who they fucking even are and if you go to there referal site to see "There real pictures" they get a commision ...at best you will be pissed, at worst you will waste money but it is guaranteed no matter what you do, you will get nowhere close , never, to the picture you see posted....You would have better luck going after fucking Lindsay Lohan or something... [IMG]http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o181/leviathonus/spa mwhore_o.jpg[/IMG] Photobucket"> Photobucket"> Geeeeee....another glowing SPAM WHORE !!! This person has at least 50 different idenities , Cybil ain't got nothing on her Wowwie Zowie ! Girl on girl spam whores.....don't think I'm rude, I get this shit everyday, I ain't seeking it out.... I hate plastic tits...a ">