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Rod Hull & Emu

i am ROD HULL i like green jelly

About Me

be my friend
& emu will LOVE you forever
emu says press play
i am rod hull and i like green jelly.
i like putting my hand up Emu's arse (he' a puppet!) and stuff. i like climbing trees.
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Rod and his best friend Emu the emu live quietly in their pink windmill. Quietly that is, until the local witch, Grotbags, tries to get her hands on Emu.
Aided by the awesome power of her dreaded bezazzer and her incompetent servants Croc and Redford, Grotbags will do just anything to capture Emu. She launches mission after mission, coming up with hair-brained schemes, casting spells, setting traps and using all her powers to purse her quest.
But Rod and Emu don't need to spend too much energy defending themselves because no matter how full-proof the plan seems, Grotbags crazy schemes always backfire...

My Interests

skat porn, sodimisming small puppets , re-wiring office buildings, pushing old people down stairs. collecting old tv guides and some other dodgy shit.

I'd like to meet:

why you of course and all your friends...

Music:

mainly gary glitter, but i down down with the shit yo.
KUNT AND THE GANG

Movies:

E.T, driller killer, natural born killers, my little pony (the movie), spice world, texas cahisaw massace, hip-hop honeys, police academy, and anything with pee-wee herman in it.

Television:

the hudson brothers razzle dazzle show, rod n' emu, the rod and emu show , the food factory, fist of fun, telly addicts, parkinson, multicoloured swap shop, the david nixon show, a day with dana, woobinda animal doctor, riptide, rod and emus saturday special.

Books:

telephone directory. a diary of a pillow biter. fresh water fish. the holy karan. tool & cutter sharpening.

Heroes:

mathew corbett
he's my man, if he can't do it.
no-one can.

My Blog

this shit isn't even funny.

What has four legs and goes, "Sssshhhhhh"? Rod Hull's television. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- What were Rod Hull's last words? "Emu, grab on to that fucking...
Posted by Rod Hull & Emu on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:06:00 PST

"a walk in the park"

my stutter has come back. and me and EMU went for a stroll in the park today and went on the swings. Rhys Sutherland was there again. it was the third time he followed me this week. i think he's stalk...
Posted by Rod Hull & Emu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST