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Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMO

Your ASS Has Just Been WARNED!

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Member Since: 12/11/2005
Band Website: www.Broadjam.com/CosmicFunkOSMOSIS"Broadjam.com/CosmicFunkOSMOSIS
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Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra: Lawrence Wise--All Keyboards, Synthesizers, Electronic Percussion, Effects, Lead and Background Vocals.
NO OTHER PERFORMERS ARE USED (except when noted).


OSMOSIS: Lawrence Wise---All Keyboards, Synthesizers, Electronic Percussion, Effects, Lead and Background Vocals.
NO OTHER PERFORMERS ARE USED (except when noted).


LAWRENCE WISE: The FIRST of FIVE "MISTAKES" wrought upon the world by MR. & MRS. WISE after a wild night of drinking and illegal silliness. MR. & MRS. WISE could NOT be reached for COMMENT (or, an 'Apology').
Sorry!! (Heh Heh Heh Heh!!)


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THE COSMIC FUNK ORCHESTRA
NEW PROMOTIONS EVERY MONTH!
while keepin the FUNK daily
Mainly: GEORGE CLINTON's PARLIAMENT-FUNKADELIC, as well as PINK FLOYD, LOUIS JORDON, CHUCK BROWN AND THE SOUL SEARCHERS, TROUBLE FUNK, LOUIS ARMSTRONG, KISS, OSIRIS, KRAFTWERK, THE OHIO PLAYERS, PRINCE, CLARENCE REID, NORMAN WHITFIELD and THE JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH.
A lot of folks who aren't afraid to be musically different.

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FEMME FATALES Magazine. If you can't find it on the newstands anymore, then get your Monthly B-MOVIE Babe Fix right here!! LITERALLY!! Updated Monthly. Just Click The Magazine Cover below:

HEY!! GUESS WHAT I FOUND--BY ACCIDENT!!! (Heh Heh!!): CONSUMPTION JUNCTION!! (Another Sick-Motherfuckin' Site!!) What's YOUR DISfunction, Muthafucka!!!!
THE DAILY DOSE OfFUNK JAMS ARE NOW IN DAILY ROTATION.................CLICK MY "FREEK OF THE WEEK" and WATCH US WIGGLE TO THE BEATS!
CHECK YOUR BULLETINS DAILY FOR THE "DOSE"......CLICK......TAKE IN A FEW "HITS"................. AND GET YOUR FUNK ON!
Sounds Like:Think FUNKADELIC
---but SICKER (If THAT'S Possible!! Ha Ha!!!)---and maybe Frank Zappa and definately The Coasters ('Humor-wise'). Some folks actually said I sound like DAVID BYRNE--vocally.

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It Is UPDATED Constantly!!

BUT, guess what this old ANIME FANBOY found on GOOGLE: The First Episode of MY Favorite Show from back-in-the-day: MARINE BOY!!! (Episode 1: "The Green Monster"!!) N-JOY!!

Record Label: Starcase Rec. Co., Ltd. Washington, DC
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

NEW "My Anime FIX": The NERIMA DAIKON BROTHERS and DISGAEA

Just updated My Live Journal ANIME BLOG/REVIEW:                           &nb...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:28:00 PST

A Special "LINK SAUSAGE" 4 Ya'll!!

How SERIOUS is the Greatest Funk Conglomeration on MySpace and Soundclick, THE DAILY DOSE OF FUNK  ?  As serious as 10-Gallons of Jim Bean and ONE Piece Of Cornbread!!!!!  We are THAT F...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:55:00 PST

Got Yer Funkin' Gear--Right HERE!!!

NOW SELLING MERCHANDISE At My New Online Store: PLEASE STOP ON BY, and Grab Yourselves Some Cosmic Funk/OSMOSIS Gear!! Thank You.(Payable By AMEX, MASTERCARD and VISA, or send Check Or Money Order...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

Presenting: The DAILY DOSE OF FUNK!!!

Hit up these FOUR Badasses And Their Bigass TOP 20 Hits on Soundclick:Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSISand MY monster jam, "THE SHAKEN-BOOTY SYNDROME (FLICK-OFF!!)".GothaDelicand&nbs...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

Is it just ME---or......

......has MySpace removed the DOWNLOAD Feature from our MySpace MP3 Players?!?!?    What's up with THAT?!  BRING IT BACK!!  Give our Fans the option to DOWNLOAD their favorite trac...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

Presenting: The MySpace/Soundclick FUNK TEAM!!!

Hit up these FOUR Badasses And Their Bigass TOP 20 Hits on Soundclick:Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSISand MY monster jam, "THE SHAKEN-BOOTY SYNDROME (FLICK-OFF!!)".GothaDelicand&nbs...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

U Can't Stop OSMOSIS and THE FUNKASAURUS---so don't even TRY!!

TWO-----TWO----TWO NEW TRACKS!!!  In as many weeks!!!! Here's The LATEST (and yes, it's a FREE DOWNLOAD 'til AFTER Mothers Day '07):CLICK THIS!!And, for the record, FUNK does not incite violence-...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

And then, there were 116 DOWNLOADABLE Tracks....

....But, you'd better READ THIS FIRST:OK, You Can CLICK IT--NOW!!!116.......and counting.  (and, it ain't even MOTHERS DAY, yet!!! )And, they're FREE until then!! So, GO FOR IT!!!...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

BRAND NEW OSMOSIS/FUNKASAURUS FUNK FOR CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!

CLICK OUR PICTURE YOU ANTS, FOR THE NEW JAM BY OSMOSIS AND THE FUNKASAURUS: "THE SHAKEN-BOOTY SYNDROME (FLICK OFF!!)"!! .. I thought I TOLD Ya'll that "Your ASS Has Just Been WARNED!!!". Now, Ya'll...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

ALMOST had a NEW TRACK Ready 4 Today-----

---before my "AUDACITY" program had the 'audacity' to act-up!!!  No problem:  that new track in question (called "TRETEROUS [a.k.a. 'The Shaken-Booty Syndrome']"), which is the NEW OSMOSIS/F...
Posted by Lawrence Wise & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:57:00 PST