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Chinnyboo

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chinnyboo
Birthday: How dare you
Birthplace: Babylon
Current Location: sitting at a computer dickhead
Eye Color: green, white and black
Hair Color: tortoiseshell
Height: 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: what?
Your Heritage: A tribe of chins
The Shoes You Wore Today: old skool
Your Weakness: None
Your Fears: Ice rinks and chinless wonders like Gail Tilsley
Your Perfect Pizza: crispy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: myspace pest of the year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I went into the kitchen because I thought it was New York
Thoughts First Waking Up: Boing
Your Best Physical Feature: my fucking chin
Your Bedtime: goodnight then
Your Most Missed Memory: that time I did that well good thing once
Pepsi or Coke: Fine red wine ya mean bastard
MacDonalds or Burger King: a fine fillet steak please ya cheap fuck.
Single or Group Dates: gangbangs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What the fuck are you going on about
Chocolate or Vanilla: yeah you want some?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Beans
Do you Smoke: Crack on sundays
Do you Swear: never
Do you Sing: when I'm winning
Do you Shower Daily: No, Daily showers himself
Have you Been in Love: Yes, a fine thing
Do you want to go to College: your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: If I find the right chin
Do you belive in yourself: I'd be a lier if I didn't
Do you get Motion Sickness: Woooo
Do you think you are Attractive: I know it
Are you a Health Freak: just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: As long as they don't speak
Do you like Thunderstorms: Underpants?
Do you play an Instrument: the skinflute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I like a tipple
In the past month have you Smoked: crack on sundays
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, I use the fuckin' bog like everyone else
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A small one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: shut it you american twat
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: off the barbers floor
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: I took a nice dump this morning
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm not skinny
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the march
Ever been Drunk: Drunks are ace
Ever been called a Tease: Tease this ya pantsniffer
Ever been Beaten up: Ha!
Ever Shoplifted: Too heavy
How do you want to Die: With my cock out, covered in slags and charlie, on a big round bed in vegas, watching match of the day.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A neck
What place would you most like to Visit: Ho Chi Chin City
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: bald like Britney
Short or Long Hair: see above
Height: 3"
Weight: about 5 minutes
Best Clothing Style: tweed
Number of Drugs I have taken: Its not about the number, its the effect they give
Number of CDs I own: 2
Number of Piercings: They're for pikey tramps
Number of Tattoos: Do I look like a fucking spazbag?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: wasting my fucking time doing this bollocks
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My Interests

Headbutts, walking down the street, ranting, poetry, agro

I'd like to meet:

People in the street. That righteous piece of chin, Kiera Knightly.

Music:

both kinds- hip and hop

Television:

Play Your Cards Right, Grandstand, Asian Magazine.

Books:

The Dandy, Lord of the Chins, Of Mouths and Men,

Heroes:

Brucie, Jimmy, King Tut. Desperate Dan, Yosser Hughes, Bulla, Zinedine Zidane

My Blog

chinnys child

Want to hear some random action?I put some sponge in fuckin’ tractionHe tried to stitch me on a scoreSo I slammed his bollocks in the kitchen doorHis bird came roundsaid "Chinny you schmuck, now...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:10:00 PST

poetry in lotion

Morton Harket set fire to Camden market.The pyro swede was there buying some weedAnd he lit his pipe whilst having a wipeSo now its all just a big pile of burned down shite.No change there then.xxxx...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:10:00 PST

For every thick footy player, there’s 10 thick slappers

I can't fuckin' decide who's worse.The overpaid, under performing footie mugs like Mr Ashley 'phone hole' Cole, or the dumb slags who fuck them then moan about them being cunts in the tabloids. Er eve...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST

HO HO 200-8ski

I reckon that Joey Deacon was probably as smart as Stephen Hawkins, but they hadn't invented that voice changer gadget back then.He was old school. its just a shame no-one understood what the fucking ...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:01:00 PST

Who gives a fuckin shit?

You all know the opening lines in that overblown mawkish fuckin Beatles song " I read the news today oh boy".Well so did fuckin I this morning and boy, do I NOT GIVE A SHIT, either!Thats the trouble w...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:57:00 PST

Beasts

My mate fucked a chicken, he said it wasn't great.But once he'd finished fuckin, he stuck it on a plate.He chopped some spuds and cut some chips and fried them in a potAnd after frying all night long ...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:24:00 PST

Help your friend,yes please

Hello my beautiful and friend.My name is Chinwembe Robyouup Kincheeso and I live in the most of beautiful countries Nigeria!Due to the current unfortunate and policitalising situation in my most beaut...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:28:00 PST

Royal Gakmail Scoop!

Hoi hoi.Well who indeed is the Royal at the centre of this blackmail gig currently doin' the rounds....that whoever up on high has decided that we- the great unwashed can't be told....?Well the smart ...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:05:00 PST

Chinnys song

I'm Chinnyboo and I'm fucking wrongI'm sitting here playing with my dongWhen I've shot the wad then I write a songCos I'm Chinnyboo and I'm fuck fuck fucking wrong.If a dog is barking I kick it in the...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:07:00 PST

The good, the bad and the fugly!

Ha Ha! Well things are certainly heating up between two of my old 'customers' over in Tinsletown.Steve Coogan and I met whilst shopping in Tesco's superstore in Hove a while back, and he looked like h...
Posted by Chinnyboo on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST