average gammon. hobbies. ninja wizards. asl. recycling. painting shapes. callys puns. how much street cred ronni has. ex boyfriends. tea and fags. babezzzzzzz. being confused. baths. tetris cushions. goffs. "did you have to have anaesthetic to get that done?" hospitals. brain haemorrhages. epilepsy. throwing myself down stairs.
Favourite Quotes
"I don't actually fancy girls."
"THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BUTTERED MY TOAST!"
"Yes they have, it's upside down."
"I once played chess with a german family."
"You look like a pea with legs."
"I'm a twin."
"Oh cool, how old's she?"
"I don't blame Cam, if I had to go out with you, I'd have cheated on you."
"Fuck ya then ya fridgid cunt!"
"Don't worry, we're not dead."
"Glad to hear that. Can you bring home a cauliflower?"
"I woke up one morning and he was reading the back of a PG Tips box like it was a holy message, and I woke up the next morning and he was swinging this rounders bat round his head."
"Did you have to have anaesthetic to get that done?"
"He's a joke on legs... just."
"What would she do if I sat on her head and proper flexed out?"
"Agent Squirrel."
"Are you lookin at me you cunt? You givin me that fuckin look? I'm talkin to you! Don't fuckin talk at the same time as me you muggy little cunt! FUCKING 'ELL! You go Reading Festival? Haha. Might've seen ya there mate! Fuckin Reading Festival! Shake my hand mate."
"You cant push the swing, you cant sit up, you cant do anything."
"On ya laz!"
"You fucked up my tattoo."
"Nahh, you moved."
"Cam's fallen down the stairs."
"Course Cam's fallen down the stairs, she's a messhead."
"Nah, its bad, she fell down the stairs and got taken to hospital in London, she's had a bleed on the brain."
"FUCKING HELL! CAM'S GOT A BRAIN?"
"I would rather go up to my Mum, kick the cunt out of her until she weren't breathing anymore, set fire to her and then anally rape her than wear Jeffree Star pants."
"I'm trying to make myself into a pretzel!!!!!!"
"Babies and bagels are exactly the same thing. They're both round and toasted."
"Vote For Caney! Down With Wimm!"
Promise keepers.
at the moment: vampire weekend. skid row. stray cats. the cramps. poison. godless wicked creeps. alice cooper. the cure. phantom rockers. bikini kill. reverend horton heat. motley crue.
demistifying the devil. leon. lost in translation. donnie darko. the neverending story. kidulthood. requiem for a dream. my girl. last exit to brooklyn. merlin. football factory. the business. resevoir dogs. pulp fiction. natural born killers. moulin rouge. secretary. mr and mrs smith. fright night. starsky and hutch. advent children. cats and dogs. romper stomper.
Scrubs.
Skins.
Family Guy.
Hope and Faith.
8 Simple Rules.
American Idol.
Corrie!
a million little pieces. addict. captain blood. the long hard road out of hell. junk. phantom. the lovely bones. stuart a life backwards. exquisite pain. filth. KPAX. the englishman and the mafia. gangs.
mates: nat. sam. mike. craig. savannah. josh. carl. jack. ronnie. nat. ronni. sfinn. joe. kortni. nic. mel. jez.
famous people: marilyn manson. russell brand. angelina jolie. the stranglers. lara croft.