..Tugging on my peter, drinking beer, looking at internet porn, rubbing my nuts, soft fluffy kitty catsIts all about the pussie!
Girls with big titties and hairy vaginas. Perry liks 'em hairy!
The Good , the bad and the ugly - A survey of your life by el_tino
* So basically.. *
Name?: Perry Peterjuice
Age?: 56
Sex?: eye lik fukin
Birth Date?: 9/17/50
Hair Color?: gray
Eye Color?: brown
Height?: five ate
Weight?: 370
Body Type?: eye am fat
Piercings?: ma penus
Tattoos?: eye hav ted nugant rox on ma arm
What are you wearing right now?: poop stained underpants
What is your hairstyle at the moment?: hairy
* Favorites *
Soda?: tab
Food?: eye eat a lot
Drinks?: eye drink so much it makes me pee
Alcoholic drink?: beer
Time of day?: when eye masterbate
Season?: easter
Day of the week?: october
Song at the moment?: anyting by mili vanili
Band/artist?: macho man
Book?: cant reed
Subject in school?: eye flunked out
Place in the USA?: my backyard
Place outside the USA?: colorado
Color?: camoflague
Style of clothes?: dirty
Store?: alcohal store
Mall?: eye passed out there bee fore
City?: california
Website?: http://www.wowomg.com
Magazine?: Jugs
Kind of pet?: dinosore
* Worst *
Place to be?: table
Class in school?: school
Time of day?: yesterday
Season?: grondhogs day
Kind of pet?: cow
Drink?: urine
Food?: poo
Mall?: eye am geting tired of this
Store?: closed acohal store
Style of clothes?: dress up cloths
Celebrity?: ted danson
Color?: tan
Book?: diksunairy
Type of music?: hulk hogan
Website?: www.farmho.com
Magazine?: playgirl
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: today
What is your first thought?: eye hav a boner
What do you do first?: touch it
What is your usual outfit?: eye am nakid
What is your first class of the day?: whut
When does school end?: eye dunt go
Do you see your friends?: tomarrow
What do you do when you get home?: eye am home
What time do you go to bed?: tomarrow
* Do you... *
Brush your teeth daily?: do whut
Brush your hair daily?: no
Shower daily?: dont own one
Sing?: eye am good
Dance?: electrik slide
Party?: slumber
Get drunk?: all tha time
Have sex?: eye am a fuk machene
Read books?: cant
Listen to music a lot?: yes
Read magazines?: eye lik piktures
Go online a lot?: eye lok at porn
Have a religion?: eye pased out in a church once
Have an iPod?: eye hav a 8 track
Want an iPod?: whut
Have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: dark fortress is my gurlfrind
Play an instrument?: tuba
Get sick a lot?: when eye drunk
Watch TV?: sumone stole it
Like MTV?: whut
Like VH1?: whut
Like the History Channel?: whut
Have digital cable?: whut
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: eye have 10
Listen to the radio?: yes
Still use your CD player?: 8 trac
Stalk people?: eye hav been arested
Have more than 200 buddies in your buddy list?: yes
Have dial-up internet?: eye due
Have AOL?: whut
Know HTML?: whut
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: numbers
Do well in honors classes?: huh
* Music *
Do you listen to rap?: mcaho man and kevan federline
R & B?: iron maden
Blues and/or Jazz?: metalika
Classical?: menudo
Pop?: motorhed
Country?: good charlote
Emo/Screamo?: puf dady
Heavy Metal?: bary manilow
Christian?: slayer
Techno?: strype
Reggae?: shakria
Broadway Musical Songs?: doken
Oldies?: 50 cent
* In a boyfriend/girlfriend *
Hair color?: pink
Eye color?: purple
Tattoos?: yes
Piercings?: alot
Favorite Music?: polka
Style of clothing?: none
Body type?: nakid
Personality or looks?: nakid
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: eye need money
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: my muther always pity me
Does size matter?: eye am a big fat man
Do they have to be popular?: eye am populr
Does the guy ask the girl out or the other way around?: eye dont fuk men
Where do you go on the first date?: porn stor
Kiss on the first date?: eye kis u and mak u horny
Sex on the first date?: eye lik to fuk
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: eye am a stud mufin
Are you eating something?: food
Are you drinking something?: beer
Are you IMing anyone?: whut
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: no eye am typing
Are you talking face-to-face with someone?: eye am typing
What are you listening to?: tha keybored
What are you watching on TV?: eye am typing
What other websites do you have open?: www.cumbarn.com
* What do you believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: ghostbusters
The afterlife?: whut
Aliens?: they are scare
God?: he iz in the bible
The devil?: he iz red
Heaven?: my dog cletus iz there
Hell?: my muther said eye am goin there
Scientology?: whut
Hinduism?: whut
Buddhism?: whut
Christianity?: whut
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