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Rear Admiral Harry Scrotum, Ret.

Tickle me Scrotum!

About Me

Ahoy, mateys! I be back! I be a retired Rear Admiral from the US Navy. I loves the ladies n' I loves me seaman....that be seaman...not semen!! Create or get your
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My Interests

Blowin' me pipe n' havin' me pipe blown.

I'd like to meet:

I be likin' to meat..I means meet ye all. Landlubbers, ladies...ye name it, ye ol' Admiral would love to meet ye. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Village People,WHAM!, K.D. Lang, Right Said Fred, Ricky Martin .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Battle of The Bulge, Brokeback Mountain, Platoon, anything with Patrick Swayze

Television:

Mork & Mindy, Brady Brunch, Bosom Buddies, Flipper

Books:

Sheep: Why We Love 'Em; Men Love Cars & Women Love Penis

Heroes:

John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Captain Kangaroo, Dick Cheney, Ronald Reagan, Tricky Dick Nixon, Slick Willy Clinton