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The Scurvy Pirates

Put all your cash in the sack and no one gets hurt

About Me

Read The Commodore's blog at commodorelxiv.blogspot.com!
Frozen in a block of ice in 1722, unfrozen into the world of indie-rock in 2006, The Scurvy Pirates are THEE WORLD PREMIERE PIRATE-CORE ACT, EVER! The Scurvy Pirates mix a fierce Rum Punch, blending Sea-Chanties, Punk Rock and the finest Grade School humor into one hellofa bowel-ripper. Accordion, triangle, washtub bass, guitar and buckets, there is not one obscure instrument these illiterate murderers won't torture for your amusement. And the singing: Arg, tis like a choir of angels burping the alphabet. Get drunk and throw up with The Scurvy Pirates: Smell the quality, arg!!
Hey kids, download our piratical "hits" like "Crayfish" and "Fight for your right to Plunder" or add it to yer own Myspace page to torment your friends and scare away the internet creeps!
Now available: SCURVY PIRATES T-SHIRTS!

Yes indeed, at long last, we have a big batch of professionally silkscreened T-shirts with the classic skull logo on the front (as seen above) and a tasteful "The Scurvy Pirates" printed on the sleeve. $12.00 includes shipping. Just click on the button immediately below. Now available in girl's tank top style! This summer, celebrate having boobs with a Scurvy Pirates tank top! Use the drop-down menu to select a size/style.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/2/2005
Band Website: scurvypirates.com
Band Members: Capt. (Mad) Tom Bucket: crooning and accordion
James "Maddog" Madison: guitar
Jordan "Fancypants" Catalano: buckets and pails
Charlie Sharkchum: washtub bass
Commodore LXIV: triangle

sometimes...
Cookie: percussion
Peg-Leg Stu: masseuse
Influences: pirate-core, pirate-rock, sea chanteys
Sounds Like: A bunch of drunks from 1722 ripping their throats to shreds on the tangled barbs of some rock-based Sea Chanties...i.e.: Genuine PIRATE-CORE!!
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Talk Like A Failure Day, 2007

Arg, Tis' Time for the harsh and brutal facts oh the matter:Tis' "Talk Like a Pirate Day, 2007" and by all accounts it t'would seem The Scurvy Pirates is essentially broken up. ARG, I mean, were else ...
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

The Bourbon Knights

Arg, Yerselves. IF yer ship runs aground, and no returning path to Dame Oceana's moist bussom yee can find... IF yee wander many a dusty land fathom across this bastard nation of electronic sodomites....
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST

Harry & The Potters W/The Scurvy Pirates

Ya' want to see something "Not-To-Be-Believed?" Arg, follow this link: http://www.myspace.com/harryandthepotters That be the band the Pirates'll be playing with this Saturday night at Club Europa in G...
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST

HAPPY TALK LIKE US DAY, NORMALS!

ARG! HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY What yee call a "Toothbrush" we call a "Devil Stick", and what yee call a whore we call "Good People," and what yee call Bad taste we call our "Careers." BUT WHO...
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

of Pirate Gigs and Thingamajigs:

Pump the bilges on yer earholes, maggots: This be Captain Tom with a few pearls 'fore yer swine. 1.) Scurvy Pirates will be playing a show Wednesday the 16th with our Good, Good work aquaintances, "Th...
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:58:00 PST

Pirates on the RADIO!

Ahoy punks! I've received news that The Scurvy Pirates will be appearing on some type of radio dramas! Why, this very day (Thurs-day, July the 20th) at 2:30 in the PM, WNYC's program Soundcheck will b...
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST

New Web Page sets SAIL!

Luv'a Duck! The new web-page tis' at full sails and a'haulin' ass right into yer eye sockets. It features pictures on the front page, arg, plus updates with our new shows and blogs. Tis' true, Tis' pr...
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:50:00 PST

Bum-Plugs: Tales of Friendship

ATTENTION! All hands on deck, arg! This blog be all about our up'comin' show, arg, but it also be 'bout those special folks what we don't want to kill and rob ALL OF THE TIME. I'm talkin' about our fr...
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:19:00 PST

Brand new web-shite!

Look smart, lads! This Be Captain Tom o' the crap-damned Scurvy Pirates. I found myself thinking thusly the other night: "The Scurvy Pirates is EASILY one of the top five GREATEST pirate bands of ALL ...
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:01:00 PST

My crotch doth runneth over!

Drunken' bloggin beats Dunkin' donuts 5 time out of 7!! Yar, a fistload of thanks to all yea what docked at the Pirates Knitting Factory gig last night! Extra grog rations go out to our birthday gals ...
Posted by The Scurvy Pirates on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:13:00 PST