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The Seabeaver

Are you a pirate? Are you a hot wench?!?

About Me


The Seabeaver is a humorous Flash animated cartoon series about a crew of misfit pirates in search of the world’s greatest treasures: rum, booty, and nachos. Led by the overly inebriated Captain Red Beard, the pirates wage battle against everything from aircraft carriers to frat guys at house parties…

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My Interests

Hangin' out in the Crow's Nest , and talkin' to other pirates about important things like philosophy, rum, and the Dewey Decimal System.

I'd like to meet:

Pirates and wenches!

Music:



Movies:

Crackwhore Mermaid

Books:

"Harry Potter and the Pirate That Killed Him"

Heroes:

Blackbeard. Yellow Beard. Poop Beard.

My Blog

New Seabeaver Cartoon: The Kraken!

YAR MATIES!!! Sorry.  That was loud.  That was crazy loud, wasn't it?  My bad.  I'll try to quiet it down a bit.  Anyway, we just got back from a very dangerous trip figh...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:22:00 PST

NEW! Seabeaver Valentine’s Day Cards!

Yarrr... Love is in the air, so this February 14th the Seabeaver is going to help you spread it around like a Azorean hooker in a whaling village... And who knows love better than pirates? Just print ...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:09:00 PST

New Seabeaver Cartoon! "Colors"

Ahoy ya Scurvy Sea Dogs!!! We just got back from our trip to Canada.  The band Rush was giving a free benefit concert in support of making "plaid" the national flag colors.  To find out more...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:44:00 PST

Well Hung Pirates!

Arrr... That's right maties!  Come check out the latest cartoon from The Seabeaver: "Well Hung Pirates".  These pirates are sooo hung that it's almost too much to look at. And while you...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:24:00 PST

The Pirate Employment Association

New Seabeaver Cartoon Tired of pillaging for work? In need of a quick dabloon? The Pirate Employment Association is here to help! Click here for more details! Or visit us at http://www.seabeaver...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST

NEW Valentine's Day Cards - Seabeaver style

Love is in the air, so this February 14th the Seabeaver is going to help you spread it around like a Azorean hooker in a whaling village... And who knows love better than pirates? Just print out one o...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

The Legacy Continues...

Attention maties!   Never before has a more powerful film swept you off your feet.  Never has a sun set upon a more beautiful vision beyond the sandy waves of earthly seas.  Never befor...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:28:00 PST

Wench Raper Special Guest Appearance...

YARR!  That loveable pirate Wench Raper Dickus was recently heard on The Uncle Dunkel Show during its October 12, 2006 broadcast.  Check out the Podcast at www.uncledunkel.com to have a list...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

New Seabeaver Cartoon

Ahoy Maties!!! We had some trouble hoisting a kiln onto the Seabeaver the other day.  That's right.  I said "kiln".  Contrary to what most people think, pirates are very skilled at maki...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:34:00 PST

New Seabeaver Cartoon

AHOY!!!  The Seabeaver just got back from a pretty intense battle against a rival group of pirates the other day.  Come and check out our latest pirate adventure "Stripe Shirts" to see the ...
Posted by The Seabeaver on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST