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Captain

You Look Familiar. Have I Threatened You Before?

About Me

I'm a pirate. This should be fairly bloody obvious.

Raping, pillaging, plundering.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho... Whatever, ye knows the rest.

Go to this website immediately or walk the plank!
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My Interests

Treasure, gold, pillaging, plundering, rum, drinking, ships, and all of the like.

I'd like to meet:



People who want their knickers pillaged.

If I added you, odds are it's because ye be a sexy beast so deal with it.

P.S. If you can't tell that all my pictures are photoshopped, then you're a doofus.

Music:

That bloody pirate song is always going through me head.

Movies:

Pirates Of The Caribbean wasn't too shabby, aye?

Television:

No time, Matey.

Books:

Do maps count?

Heroes:

If ye would like to be a part of this section, feel free to send a pic to go with them and I'll put it up!