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About Me

This ivory leg is what propels me, and the white whale is what compels me. I suffer slightly from aquadementia, however I be no scurvy bilge rat matey!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Moby Dick, so that I may plunge my harpoon into the beasts' eye and put an end to my lifelong hunt. Also, The Inexorable General Ripper. A man among men he truly be, faring the globe in conquest, purging her of fluoride o'er both land and sea. Have ye mettle men? Then you too, bring thyself forward and let thyself be known. Upon the day our efforts combine, shall no Leviathan find quarter!

My Blog

And with the wind at my back, I return to sea.

I bring news from untamed waters, in this foul year of our lord, two thousand and five. Recently I found myself ashore in a strange new land, a land where no decent man should find himself. It wa...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:24:00 GMT