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El Hombre Invisible

the zone takes care of it's own

About Me

perpetually riding off into sunsets.

"I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything." - John Steinbeck

My Interests

Car chases and throwing people through plate glass windows. Art that involves electric lights or running water or both. Fireworks and Racing Trophies. Conspiracy Theories in Neon. Vintage Lawn Chair Lamps. Photographic Roadside Souvenirs. Hula Girls with old microphones. Reducing every language to a neutral musical score. Fire escapes and alleyways. Scary Roof.

I'd like to meet:



"Followers of obsolete unthinkable trades, doodling in Etruscan, addicts of drugs not yet synthesized, black marketeers of World War III, excisors of telepathic sensitivity, osteopaths of the spirit, investigators of infractions denounced by bland paranoid chess players, servers of fragmentary warrants taken down in hebephrenic shorthand charging unspeakable mutilations of the spirit, officials of unconstituted police states, brokers of exquisite dreams and nostalgias tested on the sensitized cells of junk sickness and bartered for raw materials of the will, drinkers of the Heavy Fluid sealed in translucent amber of dreams."

Music:

Antarctica, Arcade Inferno , Asobi Seksu, Beck, Billie Holiday, Bjork, Blondie, Bluetip, David Bowie, the Boys, Braid, Bright Eyes, BRMC, the Business, the Cardigans, the Cars, the Cascades, Johnny Cash, Cat Power, the Chameleons, the Cheers, Cibo Matto, the Clash, Jimmy Cliff, Patsy Cline, Coalesce, Sam Cooke, the Cure, Cursive, Desmond Dekker, Denali, Desaparecidos, Digable Planets, Digital Underground, Dillinger 4, Dr. Dre, the Drifters, Dr. Octagon, Bob Dylan, Engine Down, Enon, Euphone, Face to Face, the Get Up Kids, the Gloria Record, Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five, Hepcat, Hot Hot Heat, Hum, Ida, Interpol, Jaga Jazzist, Jawbreaker, Jesus and Mary Chain, Jejune, Jets to Brazil, Tom Jones, Damien Jurado, King Missile, Knapsack, Kraftwerk, Laurel Aitken, Les Georges Leningrad, Le Tigre, Lifetime, Low, the Magnetic Fields, Mates of State, Matt Pond PA, the Microphones, Mineral, Modest Mouse, Derrick Morgan, Mos Def, My Bloody Valentine, Múm, Joanna Newsom, the Notwist, the O'Jays, Operation Ivy, the Owls, the Paragons, Pavement, the Pixies, Pontoon , Pop Unknown, the Postal Service, Prince Buster, the Promise Ring, the Queers, Radiohead, the Ramones, Rancid, the Raveonettes, the Replacements, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, the Riff Randells , Rilo Kiley, the Rolling Stones, Run DMC, Sigur Rós, Screeching Weasel, the Secret Stars, the Sex Pistols, Silver Scooter, Skeleteen , Social Distortion, the Smiths, the Specials, the Super Stocks, Elliot Smith, Sensefield, Frank Sinatra, Snuff, the Specials, the Streets, Sunny Day Real Estate, Tegan and Sara, Television, Ugly Cassanova, the Velvet Underground, the Who, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo, the Zombies, 1987 Motherfucker?

Movies:

Akira, Alice, Aloha Bobby & Rose, Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, Back to the Beach, Basquiat, Better Off Dead, the Big Lebowski, Buffalo 66, Casablanca, Catch Me If You Can, Chungking Express, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Four Rooms, Garden State, Ghostbusters, Ghost World, Great Expectations, Hackers, the Idiots, the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Lost In Translation, the Motorcycle Diaries, Naked Lunch, Napoleon Dynomite, One Crazy Summer, Pecker, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Powwow Highway, Riding Bean, the Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, the Secret Window, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Smokey and the Bandit, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, UHF, Vanishing Point, the Wraith, What Happened Was...

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Da Ali G Show, Danger Mouse, Dukes of Hazzard, Dr Katz, Gumby, Knight Rider, Pole Position, Ranma 1/2, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, the Simpsons, Sifl and Olly, Speed Racer, the State, Welcome Back Kotter, What's Happening!

Books:



Charles Bukowski, William Burroughs, Albert Camus, Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac

Photography: Brassaï, Henri Cartier-Bresson, William Eggleston, Robert Frank, Nan Goldin, Chas Ray Krider, Man Ray, Steve McCurry, Bill Owens, David Perry, Cindy Sherman, Gary Winogrand

Heroes:

Kowalski

My Blog

just a mirage

Helicopter flights over the Hoover Dam. Late night carnivals in the suburbs. Every night feels like summer. You can walk around everywhere with a drink in your hand. Rooftop Rides on the 112th floor. ...
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

my top 5 Ol' Dirty Bastard stunts

5. Interrupting P Diddy's acceptance speach at an award show to make his case for why Wu-Tang deserved it more, claiming "Wu-Tang are for the children!"4. Changing his name again from Big Baby Jesus t...
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Called out of work undead

I responded to a zombie casting call that a friend referred me to on craig's list looking for very thin, tall, emaciated people to be cast as zombies, and I ended up being called in to try on masks Mo...
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy 4th

I spent a good 2 hours plus in the monsoon rain trying to find a party, but the whole city was blocked off due to Hall and Oates playing downtown. I walked 10 blocks with a huge box under my arm that ...
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST

Thought of the day

"Emotions themselves are constantly being lost; they can never be merely preserved, but must be always re-discovered... Just as history has constantly to be re-written, because everything is gradually...
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

extra day off work + free food + free beer + fireworks = 1776

The summer hasn't been terrible to me so far.Nightmarish camping episodes are almost humorous in retrospect.Rooftop parties in Brooklynn and poolside barbeques in the suburbs sometimes can keep up wit...
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some Facts about Chuck Norris

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits....
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:10:00 PST

Thought of the day

"No modern state has ever succeeded in suppressing a guerrilla movement when there is some degree of popular support. The French in Algeria, the Israelis in the West Bank and Gaza, the Russians in Che...
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

orgone

noun. A universal life force hypothesized by Wilhelm Reich, supposed to emanate from all organic material that purportedly can be captured with a boothlike device and used to restore psychological ...
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Personality Test

Freudian Inventory Results:Oral46% you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own. Anal33% you appear to be overly ...
Posted by El Hombre Invisible on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST