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Kate the Killer

Whores light their own cigarettes.

About Me

Other girls already have their children's names picked out, I have names picked out for all the funny little dogs I want to have. I plan to live in a cabin in the woods with a dog, a bird, and a deer. I leave things all over my floor and then I accidentally step on them and break them. I am kind of a crazy old hen. I can't keep a secret but I tell people I can so that they will still tell them to me.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Screaming at the sky, Family heirlooms, brass jewelry, faded photos, collections, skeleton keys, antiques, old musty books, World War II, my dog, doing my art with Rembrandt pastels and Prismacolor markers and a good black ink pen, sitting on my couch in a blanket next to my fireplace, Francisco Goya, Glenn Ligon, Charles Bukowski, driving for hours, anatomy, expensive beer and cheap wine.

I'd like to meet:

a dog, a bird, and a deer. Someone patient enough to teach me to play the organ and the harmonica. People with New England accents. Any one who can tolerate me, really. CLINT EASTWOOD. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito so that I can tell them how much I enjoy their movies as separate actors (Predator, Ruthless People) and as a team (Twins, Junior).

Music:

the Kinks, Devendra Banhart, the Seeds, NIRVANA, THE CURE, A Perfect Circle, The Mars Volta, radiohead, Modest Mouse, John Lennon, Velvet Underground, old NINE INCH NAILS, Nico, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Who, Iggy Pop, The Faint, TOOL,Neutral Milk Hotel, Appleseed Cast, The Eels, AT THE DRIVE IN, The Beatles, Snapcase, Jane's Addiction, The Rolling Stones, Skinny Puppy (old), David Bowie, Beck, Sigur Ros, Dinosaur Jr, Elliott Smith, Misfits, Queens of the Stone Age, Ugly Casanova, Will Oldham, JOHNNY CASH, Coco Rosie, Joanna Newsom, The Mountain Goats, The Handsome Family, Daniel Johnston, Iron and Wine

Movies:

Any and all crappy mid 80's to mid 90's movies, including Mr. Nanny and anything with Sinbad.

Television:

1] The Golden Girls. 2] King of the Hill 3] Family Guy. 4] Saved by the Bell. 5] COPS. Honorable mentions go out to Full House, Da Ali G Show, Forensic Files, Blind Date, Seinfeld, The Daily Show, and various TGIF/VH1 monstrosities.

Books:

BUKOWSKI, Eugenides, Edgar Allan Poe, T.S. Eliot, Dickinson, Blake, Thoreau, Wordsworth, Vonnegut. George Orwell,Nabakov,Philip Roth, John Irving, Franz Kafka, David Sedaris, C.S. Lewis, Washington Irving, Hawthorne, Wharton...everyone who reads Chuck Palahniuk and likes him should get a lobotomy.

My Blog

Wordsworth has me thinking

"Ode-Intimations of Immortality" got me thinking, and....here are my thoughts on it... The parts don't fit together. These ideas about growing older, where things just fall away and it seems that as a...
Posted by Kate the Killer on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:17:00 PST

I Totally Got Hit By a Car Today (While Walking)

Not that you would, but nobody panic, because I'm completely unharmed, unmarked, and unfazed.   However, I was hit by a car while walking today. I was totally (and I forewarn you that it is neces...
Posted by Kate the Killer on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST

First-Date Tips For Men in General

If we’re out on a date, I probably do not want to know how hot that waitress is.Please do not ask me out on a (FIRST, mind you) date, then have me come over while you sit and play Madden with yo...
Posted by Kate the Killer on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:01:00 PST

Rules for Myspace

Follow these rules or get off my friends list. 1. "NEW PICS" bulletins....ugh2. If your club is actually worth going to, then 14 weekly invitations to that club are unnecessary......no?3 & 4 have ...
Posted by Kate the Killer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST