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Riff Randall

voices, screaming in my head, telling me the path that i tread is not sane...you're gonna end up dea

About Me


Create Your Own! ****I am: bitchy, loud, devilish, homicidal, sucicidal, genocidal, death defying, sarcastic, wild, critical, wiley, rough and tumble, scrappy, sexalicious, flirty, fiendish, eccentric, uncontrollable, fuckin hilarious, dirty, hostile, curious, dorky nerdy and geeky all rolled up into one big ball of LOSER, hot-tempered, a girl with balls of steel, madly in love with my gentleman lover, Dan****
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My Interests

concerts-movies-cartoons-being a faux tranny/the best damn fag hag this side of the globe-gambling-smoking-drinking in excess-drugs-anarchy-atheism-nihilism-science-nature-technol ogy-kickin ass and takin names-stickin it to the man--skateboarding-bmx-fmx-jets-mets-ecw-old timey shit-hair dye-unnessesary roughness-theoretical physics-useless facts-dirty jokes-violence-sex-burlesque-kickin it to hot broads-classic literature-stephen king-gonzo journalism-the life and works of the great dr.hunter s. thompson-jerry garcia and my never ending quest to find"jerry garcia in a pouch"-heated political debates-philosophical ramblings-skulls-jokers-video games-slappin hoes with my pimp hand-disturbing the peace-corrupting impressionable youth-giving bad advice-taking down "the system"-rocking brutally hard

I'd like to meet:

I Love Davey *sigh*

Music:

311-The Misfits-AFI-Tiger Army-Samhain-Danzig-Blizkid-Blaqk Audio-Calabrese-Chiodos-The Adicts-The Choke-Black Flag-TSOL-The Ramones-The Clash-The Sex Pistols-The Buzzcocks-The Germs-The Slits-Siouxsie & The Banshees-Streetlight Manifesto-Bad Brains-The Grateful Dead-Weezer-Blondie-Operation Ivy-Reagan Youth-UK Subs-Osaka Popstar-The Casualties-Choking Victim-Leftover Crack-Citizen Fish-The Doors-Rod Stewart-The Rolling Stones-Led Zeppelin-The Specials-Amy Winehouse-Pennywise-Joy Division-The English Beat-The Cure-Morbid Terror-Nekromantix-Son of Sam-Resurex-Half Japanese-Marilyn Manson-The Medic Droid-The Vandals-NOFX-Minor Threat-Patti Smith-Rancid-Dag Nasty-The Stooges-Rush-Horror Pops-The Beatles-Jeffree Star-Velvet Underground

Movies:

The Matrix-The Royal Tenenbaums-Grandma's Boy-Ichi the Killer-Mirrormask-Re-Animator-Night of the Living Dead-V for Vendetta-Resident Evil-Planet Terror-Party Monster-Sin City-Marie Antoinette-Mean Girls-Heathers-What Ever Happened to Baby Jane-Saved-Breakfast at Tiffany's-The Trouble With Angels-Pretty in Pink-Weierd Science-Girls Just Want To Have Fun-A Bucket of Blood-Donnie Darko-Little Miss Sunshine-Knocked Up-Mallrats-The 40 Year Old Virgin-I

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Jackass, Wildboyz, ECW, G-String Divas, Cathouse, Weeds, Robot Chicken

Books:

(The following is a mix of books and authors so..yea...) The Elegant Universe, A Brief History of Time, Memoirs of a Geisha, Much Ado About Nothing, Wuthering Heights, anything and everything by Stephen King, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Ernest Hemingway and Amy Tan, Oscar Wilde, The Bronte Bitches, Sarte, Nietzsche, Camus, Poe, Candide, Frankenstein, Gulliver's Travels, Vindication of the Rights of Women, Jane Austin, Vanity Fair, The Jungle, The Great Gatsby....

Heroes:

Dr.Strangelove, Dr.Herbert West, Faust, Dr.Finkelstein, Professor Frink, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Mister Sinister,the sketchy janitor from scrubs aka Dr. Jan Itor, Al Bundy, Dr.Caligari, Dr.Phibes, Professor Farnsworth, Mr.Wizard, Dr. Mephesto, The Brain, Mojo Jojo, Dr. Wily, Dr. Moreau, Mr. Burns, Kakihara, Einstein, Darwin, Witten, Dr. Birkin, Dr.Frankenstein, Dr.Evil, Begbie, Dr.Bunsen Honeydew,Comic Book Guy, and all the other mad scientists, sketchy assholes, evil geniuses, and maniacal weirdos out there...

My Blog

Never Die

Another year, another Tiger Army show. Dan and I went out to The Fillmore to see one of my all time favorite bands. We got there in time to see the second act, The Unseen, a hardcore punk band from Bo...
Posted by Riff Randall on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:12:00 PST

Ghouls Night Out

college musical bad brakes hot fudge sundae pathmark bathrroms compromising situations bowel movements slovakian creme doughnuts gay porn  herbal refreshments assorted stolen food stuffs biologic...
Posted by Riff Randall on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

Hazy Recollections

I may have gotten a little out of hand last night hahaha. The last two weeks at school have been truly shiteous. So, my trusty lab partner and homegirl (haha) Luz and I made a plan to get completely s...
Posted by Riff Randall on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:49:00 PST

Looking for a man who has recently drunk milk/Hey man, your bone is sticking out of your arm!

    I finally watched No Country for Old Men. It was so badass haha (no eloquence needed here), Chigurh was one of the creepest characters I have ever seen in a movie. (He also appeared...
Posted by Riff Randall on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:26:00 PST

"Will there be refreshments?"

    I have just returned from a lovely evening out with Jessica O'Neill ( I really like calling her by her full name, it has a nice ring-a-ding-ding) and Lastny's cousin Laura...Lastny...
Posted by Riff Randall on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 11:25:00 PST

Misdirected Hostilities

Mr. Lincoln has decided he wants to be my friend again...which is all well and good..but....I don't like being blamed for his assassination, I wasn't even in the theater...It is precisely these situat...
Posted by Riff Randall on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:24:00 PST

Weirdo

    The other day I was in the lab, wearing my spiffy lab coat, when some broad who I do not particularly care for, made a very smarmy comment to me. I have a patch on my lab coat that ...
Posted by Riff Randall on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:57:00 PST

Tragedy!

Tragedy has been averted! Only moments ago I experienced the single worst event of my life...my beloved Xbox 360 died...I watched in horror as those infamous red lights started to blink signaling the ...
Posted by Riff Randall on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:00:00 PST

Mosh Pit Madness

Ahoy dear readers, it's been awhile since I've put up a blog so here's three quickie reviews of some shows I've been to lately.... Last night Dan and I ventured out to Starland to see the Misfits, Bal...
Posted by Riff Randall on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:05:00 PST

I’ll never look at a cupcake the same way again.....

late nights.....    We ventured out to the L.E.S. to Peepshow Galaxy 5000 to witness the Choke's 100th show and my oh my was it a grand affair.  We made it just in time to see Crea...
Posted by Riff Randall on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:32:00 PST