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Matt CHEETHAM Hill

About Me

CITY!!!!I'M A POET, YOU CAN READ SOME OF MY STUFF IN ME BLOG. IT RELATES TO THE HARROWING TIME I SPENT AS A YOUNG SQUADDIE DURING THE TROUBLES IN IRELAND, AND THE DAILY HORRORS I FACE WORKING IN AN ABBATOIR. NAH NISH THAT, I JUST THOUGHT IF I DID POEMS LOTS OF LASSES WOULD LET METICKLE THEIR MUFFS AND YOUNG BOYS WOULD SUCK MY BALLS LIKE A HIPPO... I PAINT TOO, STILL LIFES MAINLY, DEAD SQUIRRELS, BADGERS SQUASHED ON THE A61, ROTTING PEOPLE. I ONCE SHAGGED ENYA UP THE ARSE IN ALTRINCHAM, I'M SCARED OF FANNIES. I LOVE EATING RAW BOVRIL!!!

My Interests

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CITY!!! Noel and Liam....Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor

My Blog

Gunning for a Fight!!!!

In't it funny how cunts on myspazzPretend to be people that they're notI wanna round em up in a fucking lock upAnd have the bastards shotThere's Brian Fingers EnglishPretending to be a Jockwell i've n...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:54:00 GMT

Austria

Every Day i drink Beer,Wishing i was an Austrian electrical engineerI'd lock my daughter in the cellarBut me wife? i wouldn't tell herThen i'd shag me daughterAnd then she oughtabear me 7 kidshopefull...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:46:00 GMT

Triple Whopper

Dancing childrenand warm colured mittensFresh cream cakesand freshly baked kittensThese are a few of my favoutite thingsExcept for a triple Whopper from Burger kingStalking Mike joyce in the Arndale C...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:23:00 GMT

FECAL MATTERS AND ALL THAT

I LIKE TO EAT ME BRAN FLAKESAND ME WHOLMEAL BREADTHEN I GO TO ME BACK YARD TOILETIN MY PIGEON SHEDI TAKE ME SUN TO LOOK AT PAGE 3AND FIDDLE WITH ME TOOLTHEN I PUSH AND STRETCH AND STRAINAND SQUEEZE OU...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:29:00 GMT

IRISH CUNT, STUPID VOICE

I HIT MORRISSEY IN THE MOUTHBECAUSE HE IS MAN UTHAT MEANS HE'S A CUNTAND SO PROBABLY ARE YOUI ONCE KICKED MORRISSEY IN THE BALLSBECAUSE HE IS A QUEENI STOLE HIS PICKLED EGGSAND SQUIRTED KETCHUP ON HIS...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:44:00 GMT

GAP IS CRACKIN’

GUCCI VERCACE ARMANIARE ALL A PILE OF WOP CRAPI'M A MEAN LEAN MOTHER FUCKING MAN MACHINESO I BUY MY PANTS IN GAPI LOVE WEARING GAP CLOTHESCOZ THEY MAKE ME LOOK FOOKIN SCRUMMYI LOVE WEARING GAP CLOTHES...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:59:00 GMT

JISM TRACTOR EFFIECENCY TEST

I'D LIKE TO PUNCH A GYPSYBECAUSE THEY SMELL OF TARI'D RIP OFF ALL HIS GOLD RINGSAND STEAL HIS EXPENSIVE CARI'D LIKE TO KICK A HORSEBECAUSE THEY SMELL OF HORSEI'D KICK AND KICK AND KICK AND KICKTHEN GO...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:33:00 GMT

CITY!!!! MAN U R KUNTS!!!!

CITY CITY CITY CITY!MAN U R REALLY SHITTY!CITY CITY CITY CITY! AND ALL THEIR FANS ARE ALSO SHITTY!SVEN'S A GOD AND NANCY'S FIT!MAN UNITED ARE REALLY SHIT!I'D POKE NANCY AND SVEN'S BUMHOLE TOO!MAN UNIT...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:33:00 GMT

BUSBY BABES LIKE....

IT WERE 50 YEARS AGO TODAYMAN U GOT ON A PLANEAFTER PLAYING RED STAR BELGRADETHEY CELEBRATED ON THE PLANE WITH CHERRYADETHEN SKID SKID SKID SKID AH KIDTHEY HIT THE FLOOR IN MUNICHMAN U WIPED OUT IN A ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 13:54:00 GMT