Jimmy Crack-Whore and I Won't Share

About Me

That's right Yummy Bitches...still playing around with mental sex, shaving poodles and being a hooker down on 4th and Vine :) Pretty laid back...get all crazy get messed up~Live for everything and make it yours~try everything once and rock on!! Very humorous and dirty, but can be very serious when writing lyrics for the band I have planned. Okay, so maybe I'm not a hooker, BUTT I could be...who knows how it could be 2morrow?! Here I am...what a loser...waiting for years 2 go by...~~E-mail: [email protected]~BTW...I will sit on your face and wiggle....only fitty dollars!!!! ;P Which SLC Punk are you?
You are Mike!
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You Are a Dirty Martini
You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk. You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously.Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it.Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality.Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?EXORBITA
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Besides all of you kinky whores...my backwards mind!! Also the person who will slap me on the ASS and try to tame me...mmmm hmmm!! People who know how to party like frickin' rock stars and are ASS dirty and nasty as me. The following all apply: spontaneous, crazy, fun, dead, slutty, bitchy, random, jocks, dweebies, stoners, musicians, artistic...deep down, we're all a little whorey! Close-minded bastards NEED not apply...call my HOT-LINE at 1-900-EAT-FUCK...spanks a lot!!! Ever want phone sex..day night or morning or to talk about problems...(308)379-0564!! Would also like to "MEAT" KRISTIN HERSH!!!!!
You Should Rule Venus
Venus is a mysterious, stormy planet - shrouded in a thick layer of clouds.You are perfect to rule Venus, because you are quite emotional and volatile yourself. Your emotions change as rapidly as the weather on Venus, and both you and the planet are incomprehensible to others.While you are not a logical thinker, you are quite empathetic. You can care for and understand others, but your emotions swirl too quickly to truly understand yourself. What Planet Should You Rule?
You Are 60% Gross
You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person. Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you! How Gross Are You?

Rudy Rude Ruby
People Iced: Twenty Five
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Ten
Eyes Gouged: Eleven
Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy: Twitch
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You Are 60% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior. Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?

My Blog

goodbye mr mackenzie-the rattler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDe3fngwIXk Frickin' lick this song!!! Shirley Manson from Garbage first band ;)
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:20:00 GMT

Psycho Babble Bullshit....

It's been one of those days....think too much and think of all my ways and what could be different~blaghh blaghh ahghhhh!!! Not materialistic in any way...given soo much love and support to a lo...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:57:00 GMT

Pressure in my Head...

Just wanted to relieve some steam and maybe get advice on this--WOOD be nice to talk in person....butt, here it goes. In the Holy Prayer the verse "As shall be done in heaven as on Earth," is st...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:15:00 GMT

Sick of Hammerin

It's the cracking of my back-it's the snap breaking my neck--making myself sick-so sick of doing nothing-getting bored-feeling bored--need something to do... Yes I do-but not with you--No I won't, how...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:00:00 GMT

A New Monsoon....

Some new lyrics to add to the cart...the Title is "Monsoon"--came up with it while being away from all of you.... Twisted---------twisted--bent again--------feet in the clouds, head staring------at th...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 00:37:00 GMT

Climb the Sun....

Just wanted to throw some lyrics out of my pants...I think I may have posted this one on my last my.space, butt lick it up again Title: "Climb the Sun" I can dream--of Neverland...been wa...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:43:00 GMT