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If you hear something outside late at night - it might be me. I am always near. My spirit is guided by my Ninja Soul. I frollic naked amidst the animals and trees singing Wilson Phillips. I dress as an Old Woman so I can get senior discounts and drive as slow as I want. I collect cats, tree bark, scrunchies, and of course underwear...I like to look at people at Walmart and I like to smell dirty underwear. I actually have a good sized collection. I live in Hurtsville, Alabama. I like Natural Ice, Ninjas, and Roleplaying games, all the Karate Kids - Daniel Larusso Rules!!!. Chuck Norris is a hero of mine. He is Awesome!!! I enjoy thumb wrestling and leapfrog too. I stock shelves at the autoworld and I want to eventually be a assistant manager - For many years, I traveled with the fair. You might remember me. I operated the Alpine Ride. I live with my mom, Krystal Dawn, and my little brother Skylar and sister Krystal Gold. We have a great doublewide. My dad left when I was 6, last I heard he was in prison for raping an Emu. I work on martial arts - training to be a ninjitsu master. If you want to chat about Ninjas - lets chat. I wish one day to start my own international ninja moving and interpretive dancing company.
I also enjoy, Sock Puppetry, and sometimes do shows for my family. Interpretive dancing ninja sock theater. Sometimes the dirty panties will make an appearance. I also am in a band and my best friend is Chris Tornado. He has been there when everyone else left me. I love you Chris...
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