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Der Failmeister (bob)

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About Me


MY PLACE.... i wishMy name is Robert. i live in minnesota in a small crappy town(but improving) called mounds view. after i graduated from irondale highschool and have seen the real world i realized how pointless grade school was. but i got to meet a whole bunch of funny and interesting people. now i am attending north hennepin community college and i am working towards an associates degree in law enforcement. right after that i plan on going to metro state university to get my bachelors degree. i have my mind set on joining the minnesota state patrol, overall i can see myself working in a government job the rest of my life. my long term goal is to get into the FBI, they have a shitload of exciting work. i am currently volunteering as a community affairs officer at the ramsey county sheriff's department, and i just recently got a job in the minnesota state fair police reserve.

My Interests

BEHOLD!! THE ADVENTURES OF GMAN!---Marines

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You Are a Glazed Donut
Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that.
You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you.
And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten. What Donut Are You? Police Standoff
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Music:

GMAN LAND 1..GMAN LAND 2(my favorite)GMAN LAND 3...GMAN LAND 4AND FINALLY GMAN LAND 5

Television:

Mad man has sex with pillow!
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Books:


Your Gluttony Quotient: 91%
Wow, you really can pack in the food. In fact, your gluttony is quite impressive.
Now go treat yourself to a snack. You probably worked up an appetite taking this quiz. How Much Gluttony Do You Have?

Heroes:

THE G MAN!And also the Minnesota state PatrolSupport your government.OR ELSE!

My Blog

The reason why you should support your government!!!

To those of you who think the government is not watching you....Think again! I FINALLY FOUND OUT HOW TO BECOME THE GMAN!!! I AM REALLY EXCITED FOR THE FUTURE NOW!...
Posted by Der Failmeister (bob) on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:39:00 PST

REALLY THERE IS NO SANE PLACE IN THIS WORLD!!!

I would like to take this time to point out some of the weirdest places in the world! Starting first with germany!! THEY ARE THE MOST MESSED UP COUNTRY EVER!!! they have over 800 cannibals living the...
Posted by Der Failmeister (bob) on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

OLD MEN... I HATE THESE OLD MEN!!

old men are always out in the streets!!! whats with that!!!!!!!!?!?? they drive like old women, a 30 on a 50!!!! OFF THE ROAD OLD MAN!!!
Posted by Der Failmeister (bob) on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:50:00 PST