Nobody knows when, how, why or even what the final strike was...but somewhere around the year 3023, the world was destroyed and mankind was Annihilated by horrible music. Women and children bled from their ears, begging for the Gods to make it stop...they died slow, painful deaths with their prayers unanswered. For the Gods were no match for: DILDO COP, the fucking most awesomest band like fucking ever!!!!! Now, they have traveled back in time to our present year to destroy us all Today. When you die, you will tell
the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly
personified as you did in the face of the band who killed you: DILDO COP
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