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DILDO COP

DESTROYING THE WORLD!! One song at a time.....

About Me

Nobody knows when, how, why or even what the final strike was...but somewhere around the year 3023, the world was destroyed and mankind was Annihilated by horrible music. Women and children bled from their ears, begging for the Gods to make it stop...they died slow, painful deaths with their prayers unanswered. For the Gods were no match for: DILDO COP, the fucking most awesomest band like fucking ever!!!!! Now, they have traveled back in time to our present year to destroy us all Today. When you die, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the band who killed you: DILDO COP
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/4/2007
Band Members: Pierre "Buck" Johnson -Vocals/StarMike Hawk -Better VocalsA.G. Va-J-J - The Robots/SpoonsJimmy Longbone -WhispersRoxy Basilica -FingersnapsJohnny Magnum -KeyboardsCorey Feldman -DrumsFujitsu Sakamoto -BassPow-Pow McGee -RainstickBagina Jankins -Harmonica
Influences: NKOTB, Color Me Badd, Right Said Fred, Vanilla Ice and Corey Feldman
Sounds Like: Drugs and Insomnia
Record Label: FUCKING AWESOME RECORDS
Type of Label: None

My Blog

NEW DILDO COP SONG!!

Actually, thats a lie. Its not a "new" Dildo Cop song...The guys and I have decided after many millions of requests, to post our 1986 Classic: The previously unreleased b-side "I Like 2 Fuck" featurin...
Posted by DILDO COP on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:41:00 PST

DILDO COP FANS RULE

What up! Its Buck Johnson from Dildo Cop. We just wanted to express our gratitude to our fan base. Your love and support gets us through the hard times i.e. getting literally thrown out of Kroq yester...
Posted by DILDO COP on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:11:00 PST