Junior

I've been a deputy sherrif of the Reno Sherrifs Department for about 3 years now and I am lovin it... almost more than moonshine. I live in a doublewide( I know, I know... why would a deputy of the law be living in a doublewide... but I like to splurge once in awhile ;) ). My day consists mostly of going to the department, dickin around, and sometimes catching bad guys. I seriously don't know why me and the rest of the gang ain't fired yet. My deptartment consists of Dept. Jones(Big ol' black fella...but he's cool), Dept. Garcia(racist mexican mofo...but he has his moments), Dept. Williams(Thick ebony goddess that has all them curves and me w/ no brakes), Dept. Clemy Johnson(Imma tap that before the end of this season... please believe that!!!), Dept. Wiegel(This girl is dumb as shit... and about as useful... I'd still hit it though), and Liet. Dangle(That's my buddy... but he is gayest dude on the force... boys pants look like they got his nuts in a sleeper hold)...