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MGySgt DAD

GET ON YOUR DISGUSTING FACE AND LOW CRAWL THROUGH SHIT RIGHT NOW!!

About Me

HATEFUCK YOU MAGGOTS! I’M LCpl D.A.D. (DEADLY ASS DUDE). I USED TO BE Sgt. D.A.D. BUT I BUSTED DOWN A FEW RANKS BECAUSE THOSE FUCKERS IN ASSHOLEBURG FOUND OUT ABOUT MY METH HABIT. METH NEVER CHEATED ON MY, LIKE MY WHORE EX WIFE DID. I RECENTLY WAS PROMOTED TO MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT FOR MY UNDISCOVERED ACTIONS DURING OPERATION JUST CAUSE (APPREHEND MANUEL NOREGA), AND FOR TAKING SHRAPNEL DURING THE FOURTH OVERTHROW OF THE MALDIVES WHEN WE RESCUED POWS MANUEL LEWIS AND LEVAR BURTON! BUT I’M NOT A FAGGOT MAGGOTS! ACTUALLY I ONLY FUCK WOUNDS AND BARRELS OF GUNS, SO TECHNICALY I AM ASEXUAL. NOW DON’T BE A GOD DAMN HOMOPHOBE BCAUSE I WOULDN’T TOUCH YOUR ASS WITH A 20 FT. DILDO TO SCRATCH SO DON’T WORRY. I AM A SHIT KICKIN, SPEED TANKIN, TRUCK DRIVIN, SPAM EATIN WHORE BEATIN MARINE, AND A FATHER OF THREE. I AM HERE TO WHIP YOU LILY SHITSTAINS INTO ELITE MOTHERFUCKIN KILLERS. FUCK YOU! SEMPER FI!

My Interests

SADISM,SEXISM, FIELD DRESSIN,SKULL FUCKIN,REPTILIAN LACERATION FUCKIN, HOG TIEING, HOMEMAKING, HOBO HUNTING WITH 50. CALIBERS AND CROSS BOWS, NECROPHIELIA, FRIED RIVER GAR, RIGHT WING TERRORISM, INTERIOR DECORATING, GUN FUCKIN, PIPE BOMBS, WOOLY MAMMOTH DINGLEBERRIES, SNORTING TESTOSTERONE, MILITIA PRACTICE, WORSHIPING SATAN, BESTIALITY, TOURTURE, DVDA, BAKING COOKIES

I'd like to meet:

YOU! SO I COULD QUARTER DECK YOU UNTIL YOU PISS BLOOD!

Music:

HIGH SPEED DEATH METAL, HALL AND OATS, TAPSentrance video - hulk hogan

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Movies:

SURVIVING THE GAME, NO HOLD'S BARRED, BARNYARD SHEMALES 5, ANYTHING HORROR

Television:

GROWING PAINS, MAJOR DAD, COACH, TEDDY RUCKSPIN, TRADING SPACES, WHILE YOU WHERE OUT, MAIL CALL, 24, THE SHIELD, THE A TEAM

Books:

READING IS FOR FUCKIN PUSSIES MAGGOTS

Heroes:

Lt. GENERAL LEWIS BURWELL CHESTY PULLER, GUNNERY Sgt. R. LEE ERMEY, ERIC RUDOLPH, THE FOUNDING FATHERS, MR. ROGERS, NIXON, REGAN (BUSH IS A FUCKIN PUSSY), LEE HARVEY OLSWALD, WINSTON CHURCH HILL, GENGHIS KHAN, RASPUTIN, VLAD THE IMPALER, JEFFERY DHAMER, JOHN WAYNE BOBBIT, BILL OREILLY, ANTON LAVEY, ATTILAH THE HUN

My Blog

BRIEF ON THE D.A.D.'S PROMOTION

SERGEANT DAD IS BACK MOTHERFUCKIN CUM SUCKERS! I JUST RETURNED FROM OPERATION SHIT FUCK. OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE WAS AN AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT ON THE MALDIVES. THIS WAS THE DAD'S 3RD INVOLVEMENT IN A MALDIVES...
Posted by MGySgt DAD on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:36:00 PST

Torture?

YOU MAGGOTS CALL THIS TORTURE? THIS IS FUCKIN FOREPLAY!  WHAT ABOUT THE ENEMY MUTILATING OUR PRISONER'S OF WAR ALIVE? YOU NEVER HEAR THE LIBERAL MEDIA SPEAK OF THAT DO YA? BUTTFUCKIN WITH BROOMS...
Posted by MGySgt DAD on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST

ALL ABOUT SGT D.A.D.

You scored as Fascism. Anarchism100%Nazi100%Fascism100%Republican67%Socialist67%Com munism67%Democrat33%Green0%What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as ...
Posted by MGySgt DAD on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:14:00 PST

FUCK ISLAM

FUCK ISLAM, AND FUCK ALL RELIGION FOR THAT MATTER. COULDNT BE PUT MORE ELOQUENTLY MAGGOTS  ...
Posted by MGySgt DAD on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:46:00 PST