HI.....My name is Cletus Nathanial Buckwort. I lik makaroni en cheese an my favrite color is west virginia, I like tu stick firecrackers in the buttholes of fish. I dont go to flee markets anymore cus the poleece always wanna ask me wy I hide in the bushes en stare at the yung gerls. I like tappen on the glass at the pet storr wen the sine says "Do not tappen on the glass", en burnin ants wit my magnifying glass, playin in refrigerater boxes, followin the mosquito sprayin truck on mu bicycle, en I can fit mu hole fist in mu mouth, en tree fingers in mu left nosehole en I can count to 9 (eye used tobee able to cownt tu ten till I tryed fixin mu mower). I like tu build tree forts, but eye cant climb good, I luv the rain cus it makes the worms easyer to get, en I drink milk frum a saucer (sumtimes) an drinkin soda thru a straw an when it gets empty it makes that noise en everybody lookin at ya. I like the smella glew, en I no how tu light mu farts on fire,. Im realy strong, sum say it's cus Ima retard, day say Cletus, you gots that retard strength. I dont taka bath often, cus Ima busy persen, thet why I smell like a buncha nitecrawlers thet been left in yer tackle box, en i aint got no dental inserance ether (en my teeth stink too). I no how to pump mu own gas en I like collektin dryer lint en small cardbored boxes, an i like them yung skinny italian birds wit no mustache that dig them nails in mu back and bust up de furniture when they get der freak on.He He, oh yea!!
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What is the single largest item in your house?: Me, I'm a big fat shit
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?: cant do it
What color is your bedroom?: cardboard
What type of computer mouse do you use?: white, with one ball like myself
What is your earliest memory?: being molested by my uncle
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?: I can't climb
Do you take vitamins?: no
When did you first become interested in the oppsite sex?: when my uncle was arrested
Do you like to color inside the lines?: I eat the crayons
What do you have set as your home page?: www.ifondlefarmanimalsprivateparts.com
Do you have your own radio?: yes, yes i do
Where would you hate to have to work?: Where i work now, place is shit
Who is on your speed dial?: My therapist, I use the same worthless hore as geico caveman
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?: flashlights
How much money did you spend today?: $14.39
What are you sitting on right now?: my fat ass
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?: shiny things catch my eye. I flex in them.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: If they made me
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?: Me and my uncle, but he's in prison now and mom say's it's not my fault
How big is your bed?: 3 hay bails
Do you like the smell of axe?: I love the smell of ass
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?: Red
Have you ever seen a volcano?: no, never
What is the best halloween costume you've ever worn?: 1 sock, that's it.
What kind of soap do you use?: I don't
Can you snowboard?: no
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?: 39
What is the biggest amount of money you've ever had at one time?: $14.39
Do you understand how telephones work?: nope,
Do you write notes on your body?: I carve obcsenities in my skin with a knife
What is the prominent color in your closet?: cardboard
What is sitting next to you right now?: my rabbit
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?: life is a conspiracy
Do you own any really old video game systems?: I have a segaspywaymasterbaiterbot
Are you good at baking?: yes, yes i am
Have you ever made your own clothing?: I make my clothing from my pets
How many doors does your house have?: 4 flaps that fold over
Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops?: blowjo------ blowpops
Do you sneak into movie theatres?: nope
Are you a really fast text messager?: nope
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?: Funk
Do you usually write in print or in cursive?: I curse alot.
What was your first job?: bagging groceries
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?: crushed ice because its colder
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?: Elks's
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?: no
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?: grow pills
Do you believe that animals have souls?: Not the ones i been with
What word/phrase do you find really annoying?: LOL
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?: If i hadda black light, it probably wouldn't work.
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?: yes, always
What is the longest you can wait patiently?: a loooooong time
Have you ever been under anesthesia?: yep, en she's perty hot.
Are your fingernails long or short?: short with gross stuff underneath
Are you afraid of bright colors?: Terrified
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?: my boyfriend did because i wouldn't give him a reacharound.
Can you tell people honest things to their face?: always
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?: I would rather eat shit than oatmeal
Do you own a kite?: yes
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa?: no
What do you think of clothing for pets?: yes, I wear pets for clothing
Do you tend to want things you cannot have?: I take what i want
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?: They say that in school so when you end up bagging groceries you dont feel so bad
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?: no, never
Would you ever dye your hair purple?: No, thats gay
Who do you think should play you in a movie?: Rosie Odonnell
Would you ever kill someone?: Have
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?: dots
Do you dot your i's and cross your t's?: yep, always
Are you double jointed in any way?: yes, i can scratch my ass with my foot
What kind of super power do you wish you had?: I offend everyone
Are you easily offended?: yes, I'm sensitive, but my hore therapist is helping me with that
How often do you watch the news?: only when I'm on it
Do you have nightmares very much?: I give them
Which power ranger was your favorite?: The pink one
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?: yes, lots of bad acting
Have you ever cried to get away with something?: at work, yes
What do you think of feminists?: Their penis's are bigger than mine
Are you friends with anyone famous?: Yes, see my friend list
Do you lack common sense sometimes?: He He
Are you afraid of snakes?: yes
Do you use recycle bins at your house?: yes
How hot do you like the water in your shower?: Hot, like myself
Do you ever walk around your house naked?: other peoples houses
What is your favorite art form?: Bust's
Do you want to be bilingual?: I am bisexual
Is energy wasted on little kids?: little kids are snotlikers
Do you lie to make people feel better?: yea, right
How many times a day do you look at the clock?: never, i cannot tell time
Do you like to organize things?: yes
Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when you're older?: I still do lines
Do you floss your teeth every day?: have no teeth
Do you like the game red rover?: bend over?
Which is better, thick crust or thin?: Thick!!
How good are you at keeping secrets?: really good
What stupid little thing really stresses you out?: liers
Can you remember what you wore yesterday?: same thing i got on now
Which Disney parks have you been to?: none
What do you think the drinking age should be?: 13
Do you like to wear socks?: I wear one, but not on my feet
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