I like to masturbate in a small enclosed space while waiting for pie to cool.
Someone who understands me..someone I can curl up with beside the fire and do tequila poppers, amyl nitrate and horse tranquilzers with. Someone who likes demolition derbies and muppet porn and is comfortable with chaos, mayhem and insanity. NO WEIRDOS!
Foghat, Butthole Surfers, T-Rex, Spiritualized, Prince, Herb Alpert, Spacemen3, The Jackson 5, Black Sabbath, Hall and Oates, Roy Orbison, Tito Puente, Neil Diamond, Kinski, Sonic Youth, Ziggy, Iggy and Lou, Klaus Nomi, Pink Mountaintops, Perez Prado, KISS, My Bloody Valentine, Floyd, Zeppelin, The Stones, CCR, Neil Young, Kool and the Gang, Journey, DIO, Sweet, ELO and John Tesh.
Deniro, Walken, Hopper, Crispin Glover, Steve Zahn, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Buscemi, Malkovich, Depp, Keitel, Ferrera, Cassavetes, Solondz, Sellers, Gilliam, Lynch, Coen Bros., Sayles, Jarmusch, Wes Anderson, Van Sant, Kubrick, Scorsese, Noah Baumbach, and anything with James Legros.
Simpsons, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Show, The Muppet Show, The Electric Company, Daily Show, Family Guy, Law and Order, CSI, On the Air, Curb Your Enthusiasm and anything on Lifetime with Judith Light.
Dr. Seuss, Tom Wolfe, Hunter S. Thompson, Kafka, Kerouac, Bukowski, Burroughs, Zinn, Sedaris, Michael Moore and Juggs.
Zero, Underdog and Mr. Rogers...