The Illustrious, Bodacious, Bootylicious Miss TaTa

I'm a good girl--kinda borderline shy/wild. I like to take long hikes in the mountains with a song in my heart and go skinny dipping in the ocean on a warm summer day. I double-fist my drinks and I don't smoke. I try to pass myself off as a crusty old bitch, but I don't think I'm fooling anyone. Okay, so I am a bit of a crusty old bitch, but underneath all that crust, I have the soul of poet and the spirit of princess. I like kitties and other small furry animals, strolls through nature, poetry and classical music. And a double rum and coke. Brain full of spiders, garlic in your soul ... Jewish Eastern European folk punk booty shakin' GOLEM .. and other random unsaid, unwritten thoughts, adventures, experiences, and surprises .. Bless me father for I have sinned, in the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen. I need to take a hike, climb some mountains, do a little snowshoeing up at Paradise, pad around with the birdies, hang out with the Marmots, soar with the eagles, swim in crisp, clear mountain lakes, hang out in Fire Lookouts with a bottle of wine, an apple and some cheese .... watch the sun set and the blazing colors in a clear sky. ... Wouldn't you like to be here, so you could pick one shattered Teardrop up off the floor? how do you patch up a teardrop? :) I am the WAY SHOWER and the LANTERN BEARER. Roll of Thunder, Hear my Cry. My friend just called me an "Enigma". i've also been referred to as a walking oxymoron and consistently inconsistent. There are Orcs, Noahs Ark, llamas, Alice in Wonderland, and flying monkeys dueling in my head. :) Simultaneously. The demons are restless; the Orcs are MARCHING FORWARD. On the outside I appear happy go lucky; on the inside I roil ! GetInSitDown ShutUp HoldOnConversation between friends: Me: “I've seen a Pod of orca whales on the STRAIT OF JUAN DE FUCA (at sunset, no less) - and a pod of orca whales in Mexico, during our pirate cruise out of Cabo (at sunset, with marguerita in hand). Geez. I just realized, I am kinda cool.” :) My friend: “Did you just have an epiphany? Don't hurt yourself there, Sparky.” I heart Strippers, sass, ‘tats, ‘tude, Pure Cirkus, Georgia Myles, Miss Blue, Lily Verlaine, BabetteLaFav, Lucky Lucy, Rat City Roller Girls, Circus Contraption, Sushi, ice cold Sapporo, and 12 Minutes Max!! ~ I SO FLY ~ Find your cobra, spread your wings, and feel the matriculation.Although I really envision myself sitting on the Beach, wading in the ocean, talking to the wildlife, taking in some tidepools, and paddling in the surf.The Illustrious, Bodacious, Bootylicious Miss TaTa Release your Inner Bombshell. True glamour has no height, size or age requirement. All you need is a positive attitude and an open mind. ~ GoGoAmyWow, If I could pull her (SKL) in with Stephanie Griest, Michelle Tea, some Indigo Blue, a little Babette La Fave, toss in some Pow-ooo-La and the Trapeze Lady, peppered with some RCRG as our drivers/bodyguards, we’d have the exceptionally powerful female (superior) version of Hell’s Angels. ... watching him die .... i realized time is short, and it's flyin' by, and it's time for Ta Ta to spread her wings and fly.