Sharon Shald profile picture

Sharon Shald

my dad's toupee and dentures prepared me for his prosthetic leg

About Me

Triolet:

1st line A

2nd line B

3rd line a (rhymes with A)

4th line A (entire 1st line repeated)

5th line a (rhymes with A)

6th line b (rhymes with B)

7th line A (entire 1st line repeated)

8th line B (entire 2nd line repeated)

Check out my powwow videos: benicio deltoro lookalike!
..
Add to My Profile | More Videos

http://flickr.com/photos/teamossa/

Interplanetary cat (found caught in web photo)

Peruvian Dog (found me on the web)

Das Rad

My Interests

UPDATED! CLICK HERE TO SEE MY flickr site please- PHOTOS AND ART please

"We Come in Peeps" diorama! by Mr. and Mrs. Paddock

I'd like to meet:

Judith Scott

El vis, Orlando, Lost Bird, Patty Guggenheim, Gabriel García Marquez, James Lane Allen, Jenni Holzer, Salman Rushdie, Uri Gellar, Cheif American Horse, Jan Svankmajer,Wyeth family, Dahli Lahma, Sarah and George Joslyn, Jaron Lanier, my Great Grandmas, Mari Sandoz, M. Night Shyamalan, Sherman Alexie, Barbara Kruger, Sophia Coppola, Mike Meyers, Michel Gondry, W.H.Auden, Virginia Woolf, James Wright, Lisa Randall, Calvin and Hobbes, Simone De Beauvoir, William Shatner, Jesus, Cate Blanchett, Michael Jackson, Oliver Sacks, Cleopatra VII, Saint Francis of Assisi, Osa Johnson, Deborah Butterfield, Petah Coyne, Steve Martin, Che Guevara, Garrison Keillor, David Bowie, Oprah Winfrey, Max Weinberg andthe Max Weinberg 7

pedigree

Music:

John Lee Hooker, Pink Floyd, David Byrne, Bjork, Chemical Brothers, The Faint, Portishead, Zoe Keating, Miles Davis, Enya, Hot Chip, James Brown, CocoRosie, The Police, Vas, Django Reinhardt, Herbie Hancock, Annie Lennonx, Led Zepplin, Rusted Root, Brian Eno, David Bowie, Richie Havens, Tina Turner, Gypsy Kings, Beethoven, UB40, Sigur Ros

Movies:



Television:

I shouldn't be alive, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Antiques Roadshow, Scola, Man vs Wild, Omaha Public Access, Dr. Who, Muppets, Northern Exposure

ARTISTS: Neo Rauch, Harry Bertoia, Jenni Holzer, Tafadswa Ndoda, Jamie Bermeister, David Hansen, Terri Greaves, Dennis Oppenhiem, Petah Coyne, Debrah Butterfield, Rodin, Goya, Matisse, Andrew Wyeth, Gillian Wearing, Hannah Hoch, Joseph Cornell, Rauschenberg, Cindy Sherman, Diego Rivera, Egon Sheile, Bunky Echohawk, Robert Quinn, Jacques Lipchitz, Barbara Kruger, Andy Goldsworthy, Frida Kahlo, jun paik, Tiepolo, Miro, Lautrec, Bacon,

Books:

Click it to see my favorite stories in pulp

Heroes:



My Blog

Wild rice and Maple suryp

http://www.savewildrice.org/   and Kunsthaus Graz From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia   Jump to: navigation, search.. --> start content --> Coordinates: 47°042163N, 15°26243E The Kuns...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Fri, 30 May 2008 12:35:00 PST

générosité heureuse polydypsia water bloated floodplane toads and people happy rafter swinging

La chemise rouge de Delphine a trouvé des perles sur une colline de fourmi. Je suis monté mon vélo cinquante-six milles de distance à travers des collines par la ville. la chose drôle est, mon casque ...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:40:00 PST

Bikini Logic

  plastic jesusgolden appleblood lettingmenstratingcatapultionjesticulationlynard skynardrosanne barsigrfried and royeddina and lucycrackatowamuskogee ...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

Biking Log: Omaha metro and Keystone trail

My 56 mi. bikeride today! More to come, excited about Wabash and BlackHills ride with camping excursion. This is my season, biking sun-time! Keystone trail consisted of new graffiti to see along ...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:52:00 PST

http://modernmanmag.blogspot.com/

Me and some corhorts are composing a blog, Modern Man.   http://modernmanmag.blogspot.com/    ...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:08:00 PST

Robot Rights and Horse 'overpopulation'

gentle robot we walked togetheras our horse cloppedyou too will exist forever your soul tender as a plumgentle robotyou can define pleatheryou cry in the rain, all soppedyour synopses make you blather...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:49:00 PST

Camping with James Brown

  , j'oie de vive! James Brown groove butter M.O. is my style. dig it? Let's go camping my friends! Who's wit me? hit it now. owe! like a sex-machine. get it to it! (james brown)  ...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:58:00 PST

Having lost control of my space blog, a wasting survey

1) Do you like blue cheese?especially on cheese and fruit plates while wine drinking. fancy and alll. 2) Have you ever smoked heroin?nooo3) Do you own guns?Yes. bb gun and shotgun4) What flavor do you...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:07:00 PST

on better days Im like theMidwesternWoodyAllen.shoot,I dont need a psychiatrist,I have a blog

  I'm trying really hard to find a tolerable balance between apathy and extreme empathy. I say I'm fearless, but sometimes I'm just too darn sensitive. Go ahead, stop reading. oh I...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:14:00 PST

funny obituary!

as referenced in previous blog... a funny obituary, though uncruel. Patrick Pakenham, who has died aged 68, was a talented barrister and the second son of the 7th Earl and Countess of Longford; high...
Posted by Sharon Shald on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:43:00 PST