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Andrew

rancid annie lennox sean paul

About Me

mostly im pretty lazy. im also very shy. the combination of the two makes my social life pretty sucky. nevertheless i enjoy going to shows/concerts and movies. pretty much all i ever wanted in life was to be just like everybody else, which is odd because i despise religion and republicans. but hey, since people who believe all that bullshit make up like 90% of this country, ill try to learn to live with them. i still think it would be really cool to start my own country on antarctica though.
i blame my parents. i wear girl pants. i am random. i hate nature. i hate eating. i hate sleeping. i am NOT a stoner, though life would probably be easier if i were. i'm always picked last. i can't hold a pencil. i'm skinny. and i like it. so fuck you. i set silly rules for myself and follow them strictly. like only shaving on sundays after dinner. religion is for cowards. i am the stereotypical hopeless romantic. all i ever really wanted is a happy family. i find it difficult to trust people with their hidden agendas, but i am willing to try. i am desperate for attention but know not how to get it. i like people but they don't like me. they would like me even less if they actually knew anything about me. music is the only thing that i have but even that is impermanent. please save me from myself.
fuck that 'be real' and 'be yourself' crap- ive been myself my whole life and most people hate me for it. i should probably be on all kinds meds but i dont trust the american healthcare system.

My Interests

umm i like movies and music and computers and traveling and dining in fancy restaurants and astrology and bromleyism and digital photography and learning about language and counting to 99 in japanese and 2012 and collecting rocks & coins & buttons & posters and playing with legos and playing laser tag and playing tennis and riding bikes and dancing like noones lookin! contemplating psychological/philosophical issues with my closest friends also brings enjoyment.

the blue states are the ones that ive visited (if you count airports ha) and ive also been to quebec

I'd like to meet:


a nice girl with black hair who will go anywhere and do anything.

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Music:

SOJH
+A BEAUTIFUL LOTUS
+A FIRE INSIDE
+A PERFECT CIRCLE
+ANBERLIN
+ ANTI-FLAG
+AQUA
+ARMA ANGELUS
+AVRIL LAVIGNE
+ The AXE THAT CHOPPED THE CHERRY TREE
+ BARENAKED LADIES
+BATTERY
+BEASTIE BOYS
+BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME
+BILLY TALENT
+ BLACK OPS
+ The BLACKOUT PACT
+ BLACK PEGASUS
+BLINK-182
+The BLOODHOUND GANG
+BOB MARLEY
+ BRIGHT CHANNEL
+BUKKAKE HOTLINES
+BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE
+CATCH 22
+ COHEED AND CAMBRIA
+DANNY ELFMAN
+DAUGHTERS
+DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
+DEPECHE MODE
+ DETHKLOK
+EIFFEL 65
+EMINEM
+EVE 6
+ The FALL OF TROY
FALL OUT BOY
+FEFE DOBSON
+FINCH
+FLOGGING MOLLY
+ FOO FIGHTERS
+FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES
+FROM FIRST TO LAST
+GARBAGE
+ GENE HOGLAN
+GIN BLOSSOMS
+GLENN DANZIG
+ GOO GOO DOLLS
+GORILLAZ
GREEN DAY
+The GRIMES
+ GUSTER
+GWEN STEFANI
+The HONORARY TITLE
+ I AM THE OCEAN
+ KARLA BONOFF
+KORN
+KYLIE MINOGUE
+LET'S GO BOWLING
+LINKIN PARK
+LORIE
+ LOVE KNIGHTS
+ The LOVE LETTER BAND
+ MAGICYCLOPS
+ MANNEQUIN MAKEOUT
+MATCHBOX 20
+ MATSON JONES
+MCKEY TRAXX
+MICKEY AVALON
+MISTAH F.A.B.
+ MONOFOG
+ MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK
+ MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
+NICKELBACK
+NIRVANA
+ The OFFSPRING
+OINGO BOINGO
+ OLD 97'S
+OUTKAST
+PANIC! AT THE DISCO
+PAT BENATAR
+PEARL JAM
+ The PHOTO ATLAS
+PINBACK
+ PLAIN WHITE T'S
+ PSEUDOPOD
+RAMMSTEIN
+ RANCID
+RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
+ The RECEIVING END OF SIRENS
+The REFRESHMENTS
+ RISE AGAINST
+ SAOSIN
+SEAL
+ SHERYL CROW
+The SISTERS OF MERCY
+The SMASHING PUMPKINS
+SMASH MOUTH
+STONE TEMPLE PILOTS
+STORY OF THE YEAR
+STRAPPING YOUNG LAD
+SUGAR RAY
+SUM 41
+THIRD EYE BLIND
+THRICE
+ TICKLE ME PINK
+The VINES
+WAR FROM A HARLOTS MOUTH
+ WEEZER
-and pretty much any others on my friends list.
basic requirements: i must have and love at least 9 of your songs
advanced requirements: i enjoyed seeing you live and/or you are very groundbreaking and/or highly influential + any other sentimental crap
-i prefer ALTERNATIVE and ADULT ALTERNATIVE i also enjoy hip hop, pop, electronica, and any of their various combinations/subgenres. so pretty much anything that i can sing and/or dance to. and you know im always down for some good island music. i hate 'genres' and i really dont like it when people tell me what i should and shouldnt listen to. i play drums in a band called The Welts . and im in another band called Men From Italy .



Movies:

BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF (le pacte des loups), accepted, the addams family, after the sunset, aladdin, alien, a little princess, all that jazz, apocalypse now, apocalypto, amelie, an american werewolf in london, anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy, an inconvenient truth, armageddon, apres vous, a scanner darkly, the assasination of jesse james by the coward robert ford, audition, baise-moi, bandits, barbarella, batman, bats, beauty and the beast, beetlejuice, better off dead, beyond the sea, black snake moan, blazing saddles, blood diamond, blue submarine no. 6, bones, bon voyage, borat! cultural learnings of america for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan, bowling for columbine, the breakfast club, the brothers grimm, bruce almighty, the butterfly effect, buying the cow, carrie, the cell, charade, cinema paradiso, clerks, click, coal miners daughter, cold comfort farm, cool runnings, corpse bride, the court jester, cursed, danny the dog, date movie, the day after tomorrow, dead man, deja vu, the descent, detour, dick tracy, die hard, dodgeball, dogma, domino, donnie darko, dragonfly, the dukes of hazzard, eight legged freaks, elf, enchanted, enemy mine, eraserhead, e.t., eurotrip, fahrenheit 9/11, fantasia, fantastic four, fear and loathing in las vegas, la femme nikita, ferngully, the fifth element, fight club, final destination, final fantasy, the 40 year old virgin, 1408, frida, fritz the cat, from hell, ghost rider, ghost ship, godzilla, gothika, green card, grindhouse: double feature, la haine, happy gilmore, the harder they come, harold and kumar go to white castle, harry potter, highlander, holes, hollow man, home alone, honey i shrunk the kids, hostage, hotel rwanda, hulk, the ice storm, identity, idlewild, incubus, independence day, interview with the vampire, the island, i spy, it came from outer space, jawbreaker, jean de florette, jeux d'enfants, joes apartment, jumanji, the jungle book, jurassic park, just married, kangaroo jack, the karate kid, king kong, kung fu hustle, labyrinth, lady and the tramp, lake placid, the last samurai, the last supper, legally blonde, lethal weapon, leon, the lion king, little miss sunshine, the lord of the rings, lost in space, lucky number slevin, mallrats, the man in the iron mask, man on fire, mars attacks, THE MATRIX , may, memento, men in black, miami vice, million dollar baby, minority report, miss congeniality, mission: impossible, MISSION TO MARS , the motorcycle diaries, mr. and mrs. smith, the mummy, mystery men, napoleon dynamite, the nightmare before christmas, nosferatu, the notebook, pee-wees big adventure, the phantom of the opera, pieces of april, pink flamingos, pirates of the caribbean, plan 9 from outer space, power rangers, the prestige, pride and prejudice, pulp fiction, ray, repo man, requiem for a dream, the rescuers, road trip, rocky horror picture show, romance, romeo and juliet, scary movie, scent of a woman, school of rock, sixteen candles, shall we dance, shanghai noon, shaolin soccer, shaun of the dead, she hate me, showgirls, sicko, signs, silent hill, simone, sin city, sleepy hollow, snakes on a plane, snow white: a tale of terror, the song remains the same, south park, space jam, spawn, spider-man, spinal tap, stand by me, starship troopers, starsky and hutch, star trek, STAR WARS , sugar cane alley, sullivans travels, superbad, sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street, talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby, team america: world police, teenage mutant ninja turtles, the terminator, thank you for smoking, 13 going on 30, 300, the time machine, titan ae, titanic, titus, top gun, transformers, the transporter, tremors, troy, tsotsi, under suspicion, vacation, v for vendetta, the virgin suicides, waiting..., war of the worlds, wasabi, wedding crashers, weekend at bernies, weird science, whats eating gilbert grape, the whole nine yards, wicker park, wild wild west, willow, the world is not enough, the world of suzie wong, x-men, young frankenstein, young sherlock holmes

Television:

FRIENDS, the adventures of jimmy neutron boy genius, the adventures of pete and pete, ahhh real monsters, allegras window, all that, alvin and the chipmunks, the amanda show, americas funniest home videos, americas next top model, animaniacs, angry beavers, animorphs, antiques roadshow, aprieta y gana, are you afraid of the dark, are you being served, the avengers, batman beyond, beavis and butthead, beetlejuice, best week ever, bliss, blood+, blue collar tv, blues clues, the boondocks, the brothers garcia, the butter battle book, captain planet, cardcaptors, catdog, celebrity deathmatch, chappelles show, charlie and lola, charmed, clarissa explains it all, clone high, the colbert report, comedy central presents, committed, the cosby show, cow and chicken, crank yankers, crayon shin-chan, crocodile hunter, crossing jordan, daria, date my mom, dave's world, death note, degrassi, desperate housewives, dexters lab, dharma and greg, distraction, dora the explorer, double dare, dr 90210, drawn together, dr quinn medicine woman, early edition, ed edd and eddy, ellen degenres, e.r., eurekas castle, even stevens, everybody loves raymond, the fairly oddparents, family guy, family matters, friday night standup, freaks and geeks, fresh prince, full house, garfield and friends, ghostwriter, gi joe, the girls next door, grace under fire, the grim adventures of billy and mandy, gulla gulla island, guts, hercules, hey arnold!, highlander, history detectives, home improvement, HOME MOVIES, hot zone, the hughleys, im with busey, inspector gadget, invader zim, jackie chan adventures, the jeff foxworthy show, jeopardy, johnny bravo, johnny quest, kablam!, king of the hill, kenan and kel, legends of the hidden temple, lil bush, lizzie mcguire, lois and clark, looney toons, macgyver, the magic school bus, medical investigation, medium, men in black, merry melodies, metalocalypse, mighty max, mind of mencia, most extreme elimination challenge, mr rogers, the munsters, murphy brown, my name is earl, mystery files of shelby woo, mystery science theater 3000, the nanny, neds declassified, northern exposure, the office, the outer limits, parental control, pimp my ride, pinky and the brain, planete crue, pokemon, pop up video, powerpuff girls, power rangers, premium blend, the pretender, quantum leap, ren and stimpy, reno 911!, robot chicken, rocket power, rockos modern life, rocky and bullwinkle, room raiders, rugrats, sabado gigante, sabrina the teenage witch, sailor moon, salute your shorts, samurai jack, the sarah silverman program, saturday night live, saul of the mole men, saved by the bell, scrubs, the secret world of alex mack, sesame street, the simpsons, sister sister, sliders, the soup, south park, space ghost, spongebob, sports night, star trek, static shock, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teen titans, tenchi muyo, the tex avery show, that 70s show, tiny toon adventures, the tom green show, the tonight show, totally spies, touched by an angel, trigger happy tv, tutenstein, the weakest link, welcome freshmen, the west wing, wheel of fortune, where on earth is carmen sandiego, whose line is it anyway, wild and crazy kids, wild on, the wonder years, xena warrior princess, the x-files, x-men: evolution, zoey 101

Books:

amelia bedelia, animorphs, antony and cleopatra, around the world in 80 days, beowulf, the boxcar children, calvin and hobbes, the cat in the hat, cherries and cherry pits, clifford the big red dog, dave barry is from mars and venus, dinotopia, the egypt game, emily dickinson: poems, everworld, get fuzzy, goosebumps, the guiness book of world records, hamlet, harry potter, henry iv, the hobbit, holes, how many bugs in a box, the iliad, i robot, is your mama a llama, journey to the center of the earth, macbeth, the magic school bus, mars crossing, marvin k mooney will you please go now, the merchant of venice, othello, the past in perspective, pearls before swine, personology, pippi longstocking, put me in the zoo, romeo and juliet, the secret language of birthdays, squids will be squids, the star wars visual dictionary, stella luna, the stinky cheese man, the time warp trio, 20000 leagues under the sea, the universe in a nutshell, wayside school, where the wild things are, yertle the turtle,

Heroes:

adam deadmarsh, adolf hitler (because he accomplished so much in one lifetime and will never be forgotten, though i still hate him for being evil), albert einstein, anakin skywalker, andre benjamin, anna svidersky, benjamin swift, brak, brangelina, brooke burke, carmen sandiego, charles darwin, christopher tholl, cole barker, danny elfman, davey havok, dennis moddelmog, edward gorey, ellen ripley, fall out boy, george lucas, gomez addams, green day, greg demaria, hello kitty, jake gyllenhaal, jennifer roth, jerry oconnell, jessica campbell, john williams, kathy graybill, kirby, lorie pacula, manda_twilight, martin luther king jr, matson jones, michael goar, nathan olson, nikki cox, nomi malone, paris hilton, patrick dillow, pr-incest, scott bibus, seth reinke, spider-man, stan lee, sue johanson, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teena martinez, tessa, tila tequila, tim burton, tom anderson, twiggy lawson, video_kidd, wayne bromley, weezer, william champion, william shakespeare, william wright,


Radio channel 93.3, 97.3 kbco, 99.9 the point, 105.5 jack fm, 106.7 kpbi, am 760,
Restaurants amigos, bisettis, burger king, casa de los amigos, chili house, chilis, cousins subs, delhi darbar, eliots mess, fazolis, ingy grill, johnny carinos, kfc, kts, macaroni grill, mccormicks, mcdonalds, the med, the melting pot, orchid pavilion, oriental house, panera, pasta jays, the penrose room, pf changs, pho duy, pizza hut, red robin, red lobster, skippers, taco bell, taco johns, toms tavern, wendys,

My Blog

dream log entry 43

10 years ago this guy in a wool sweater tried to kill us (me mark john dan) with his shotgun as we were escaping from his backyard because he thought we had raped his daughter we didnt want the media ...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:27:00 PST

photoshop

this assignment didnt turn out anything like i wanted it to its too colorful
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:57:00 PST

dream log entry 42

i think i was jd from scrubs and i had just robbed a bank in moab the digital compass in my jeep said i was driving east on some kind of dirt road/race track in the city then i had a date with paris h...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:00:00 PST

[your lips taste like wine this wine tastes like blood]

100 different lyrics from at least 100 different bands (including the blog title) and if you don't recognize them then maybe you should spend more time with me :D   (another mother's breaking he...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:30:00 PST

dream log entry 41

jane and hannah and my mother and i were sitting on the floor of a hallway in a strange hospital my mother said this was the last time that i would ever see my youngest and most distant cousin who was...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:17:00 PST

dream log entry 40

fall out boy performed this aint a scene its an arms race at wilburs and they didnt even knock over any wine then i went to english class with gabe then shi and scott went to the coheed concert separa...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:38:00 PST

dream log entry 39

scott and krystal and i had an apartment in ingersoll with room for drums there was a shit eating donkey in the front yard and a monkey who could walk through glass the monkey came in the front window...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:31:00 PST

dream log entry 38

before they built coors field there was a white building called coors event center which had a swimming pool where a bunch of anorexic girls worked and where a bunch of old guys hung out in the sauna ...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:39:00 PST

dream log entry 37

i was in downtown fort collins, which was more like new york. i went into a store, but didn't see anything good. but as i was trying to leave, two men who ran the store decided to give me a free bed....
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST

yay grand cherokee

so a woman backed into me in the computer science parking lot and it ruined the back of her new hybrid but my front end was fine then when we were moving the cars out of the way she just kinda drove o...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:46:00 PST