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Luke and Posey are 2 friends from Texas whose friendship is based only on their uncanny ability to make each other laugh until someone poops. Weâ€™re not interested in the serious stuff. Not at all. And if something serious happens to pop up, Luke and Posey will be sure to dress it up like a spider monkey in a pink tutu and teach it to dance the tootsie roll. Because thatâ€™s funny, and thatâ€™s what Luke and Posey do.

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My Interests

Your Mother. Oh wait, she's a fatass. A hippo. Some may say rhino. Her adam's apple is like a horn. My ass hurts. Masturbation. Taking nude walks on the beach. Unfortunately for me, I don't live next to a beach. So I also like walking nude cross country. Going to the Thrift Store. Eating strawberries. Kicking leaves. Plucking butt hairs. Tea, I love tea. I like the smell of my own farts. I sing, not only in the shower, but also when I drop a deuce. It's usually Micheal Bolton. The carwash. Going to the zoo and throwing my poo at the monkeys. Typing useless information on a stupid profile account that won't ever get me laid. Driving mazaratis. I don't own one, but I keep going back twice a week to the same dealership to test drive one. I went and got groceries in New Mexico. It took me 3 days. Hit a deer and a mailbox at the same time. The deer was fine. I broke an arm. But don't worry, I used the old ancient art of some bullshit to help heal my broken arm. I think it had baking soda in it. That stuff can cure anything.

I'd like to meet:

Your Mother. Oh wait, that already happened. Son/daughter!L: Krystle Lina and all of her hot friends. P: And Sivan Krispin. What a babe. Grrrrrrrrr.

Music:

"Posey Love", "House Party", as well as "Posey's Pride", all from The Luke and Posey Show. You best listen!

Movies:

"Help, there's a gangster after my baby", among others but I don't remember.My sex tape.Debbie does Dallas 1,2,3,4,5,6....129

Television:

"My Name Is Earl", "The Office", "My Penis's Name Is Curl," "The Orifice" "When bears drive boats drunk, parts 1-6"

Books:

"How To Bang Your Mother, Not Mine""How to touch a woman's cooch in 10 days"Do magazines count? If so, I've got three. Maxim, Playboy and Highlights.

Heroes:

Luke And Posey. Bob And Tom. Chick. Kristi Lee. Donnie Baker. Christopher Walken. Casey Kasem. George Clinton. Roger Clinton. The guy who invented space heaters. And of course, Kraft. You. The makers of the g-string. Santa But mostly, Luke And Posey.Oh, and Flea! God bless you Flea.

My Blog

Dickweeds

Let's hear it for the dickweed. ( This is where you clap ) I know and have known, my fairshare of dickweeds. So I'd just like to get a moment of silence, for the dickweed.Tha...
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Fri, 16 May 2008 11:06:00 PST

Here’s a thought!

Yes, I read my comments and msgs. And I answer my phone when I'm by it.I am bad about calling people back though. I'll admit that. But why is it everyone is expected to answer their cell p...
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:31:00 PST

Have ya listened to the show,"Like a Tornado", yet? If ya havent yet, you should!

But be warned! At the end there is a L&P "original". Let's just say it may offend some people. But, please take it as a joke because that is what it was intended to be, just funny. We here a...
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:21:00 PST

Hey, remember when I went to Voodoo Fest and saw Rage? I do!

Hey, remember when I went to Voodoo Fest and saw Rage? I do! ...
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST

"Pull on it Posey" "Put it in her Prissy""Lactating Luke"

These dolls and more in the "Pull on it Posey" bit. Come listen. Also check out other classics, "Blackhawk", "Posey Love", "Arabian Love Song", and such as. Sorry had to make fun of that beauty queen...
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:06:00 PST

We need your help.

The L&P show needs your aid. A rare subterranean spotted leper bull-chicken found only in Medford Wisconsin, needs your help. Simply by listening to the Luke a...
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:59:00 PST

Our show

Just to let you know you can now hear us @ www.rooftopcomedy.com and search for Luke and Posey.You can also go to www.lukeandposey.com Hope you people have a great day....
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:30:00 PST

Im a hypochondriac

This is why I shouldn't be allowed to watch t.v. or read a book or even be allowed outside. The other day, Luke referred to me as a type II diabetic. Since then, I've believed it.&n...
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST

Top 10 things I hate about my apartment complex.

10. They're dumbasses.9. They're retards.8. They're gay.7. They suck dick.(Refer back to 8)6. They're hookers.5. They're filthy hookers.4. They're stupid (out of ideas)3. They're crack ...
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST

Don’t trust the magic 8 ball.

I ask it if I should masturbate with Head n Shoulders in the shower. Let me tell ya. There is nothing that burns worse than Head n Shoulders. WTF!
Posted by Luke And Posey Show on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:03:00 PST