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Ashly Reiss

Hurts so good!

About Me


I like Craig Ferguson. A lot. I made a bunch of goofy music videos using clips of that guy.

I'm freakishly scared of spiders, heights, and seagulls. I love coffee, comedy, music, monkeys, and penguins.

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My Interests

Humor, comedy, media, movies, theatre, animals, important causes.

Check out these links:

National Coalition Against Domestic Violence

Lance Armstrong Foundation

Rock the Vote

Loveline

TV.com

Internet Movie Database

I'd like to meet:

Judd Apatow, men in kilts, surfers, other redheads, foreigners, fellow Oregonians, divers, footballers, musicians, writers, sports fans, Californians, talking robots, Fergufans, lovers not fighters, race car drivers, firefighters, and comedians.

More people like the Kristin. That girl kills me.

Music:

Avenged Sevenfold, The Beatles, Ben Lee, Billy Bragg, The Bird and the Bee, Blondie, Bowling for Soup, Brandi Carlile, Cascada, The Clash, Get Set Go, Good Charlotte, Hellogoodbye, Julie Gribble, Justin King, Lily Allen, Liz Phair, Loudon Wainwright, Mika, The Police, The Presidents of the United States of America, Radiohead, Regina Spektor, Rihanna, Rilo Kiley, Rufus Wainwright, Sex Pistols, Shiny Toy Guns, Spinal Tap, Sting, The Summer Obsession, Taking Back Sunday, Tally Hall, Van Halen, Weezer, Wilco.

Movies:

The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Bend It Like Beckham, The Big Tease, Bug, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Finding Nemo, Flight Plan, Garden State, Ghost World, I'll Be There, Knocked Up, Ladyhawke, Love Actually, Miss Congeniality, Moulin Rouge, Never Been Kissed, The Phantom of the Opera, Saving Grace, Shark Tale, Shrek, Superbad, This Is Spinal Tap, You Me and Dupree.

Anything with Jim Carrey, Michael Caine, or Mae West in it.

Judd Apatow is the master.

Television:

American Dad, Boston Legal, Dirty Sexy Money, Family Guy, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Last Comic Standing, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Private Practice, Pushing Daisies, Thank God You're Here, The Simpsons, Two and a Half Men, Will and Grace.

I've just started watching Six Feet Under on DVD and I'm liking that too.

Books:

Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson

Bridget Jones's Diary by Helen Fielding

Cracked: Putting Broken Lives Together Again by Dr. Drew Pinsky

Life is Funny: A Riveting Tale of Comedy, Hairdressing, and Texas Politics by Leigh Anne Jasheway-Bryant

The Nanny Diaries by Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus

Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom

Heroes:

Police, firefighters, paramedics, ER doctor's, nurses. The first responders.

Steve K., for always having something brilliant to say and always having my back.

Three wonderful teachers and terrific human beings, Diane B., Debbie H., and Jeff C.

Craig Ferguson, Jim Carrey, and Robin Williams are my comic heroes.

Coffee, whether it be the reheated stuff from my own pot here at home, or the delightful mocha from Starbucks, or the yummy stuff in a flimsy cup served by overly friendly surfers at Dutch Bros., for always being there for me and keeping me caffienated and satisfied. Coffee, you are my longest running relationship, and I love you.

My Blog

Graduation

As ye probably know, I had decided not to perform in tonight's graduation show at ACE because I simply wasn't prepared with all this other stuff going on in the past few weeks.  I did decide to g...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:28:00 PST

I have a plan

The trip is on!  I bought a Greyhound bus ticket to Coos Bay today.  I'm going to go to my sister's house for Thanksgiving.  I'm excited.  I love my sister.  Can't wait! Hopef...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:45:00 PST

Name

As you may know, I was going to change my last name.  To something people could spell and prounounce without direction.  But after numerous complications with the forms, including me botchin...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:28:00 PST

Part Three

Here is part three to the video blog from my latest trip to Coos County. Road Trip to Coos County (Part 3) Add to My Profile | More Videos Music in this portion is: "Chelsea Dagger" by The...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:38:00 PST

Part Two

Voila!  Part two of the excursion to and around Coos County.  You can enjoy it and not have to go get tested for VD in the morning.  Road trip to Coos County (Part 2) Add t...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST

Part One

Here's part one of my weird video blog of my travels to Coos County over the weekend.  It's very musical. Road trip to Coos County (Part 1) Add to My Profile | More Videos Songs in th...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:12:00 PST

DVAM

You might have noticed my profile is very purple right now. That's because it's Domestic Violence Awareness Month and the color for that is purple. I don't usually post such serious blogs, but I feel ...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:33:00 PST

Next weekend

The mumster and I are going to Coos County.  We'll be taking in the sites of Myrtle Point, Coquille, Coos Bay, and perhaps some beach land.  It's been a long time since I've seen a beach. An...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:52:00 PST

Do you know whats in my living room?!

This! I bet Kristin's peeing in her trousers right now.  Bloody hell what it took to get it there!  The story goes like this: I went to Regal 15 and asked a guy who works there named Malcol...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:43:00 PST

A slightly ADDish blog I suppose

So I just noticed my last blog was from July 30th and I thought, "That's sad."  Because I usually blog more frequently.  Maybe.  I dunno. But right now I find myself not really knowing ...
Posted by Ashly Reiss on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:10:00 PST