Ricky Reyes - ProfilesArchive

About Me

The Story of Ricky Reyes: In the year of our lord 1976 Ricky's parents fucked(more than likely reverse cowgirl) and Ricky was born. Ricky has lived so far without dying. And the story continues...

My Interests

Sobbing uncontrollably. Nothing I enjoy more than a deep, snot-filled, fully depressed crying session. I also enjoy watching people trip and fall.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Yes, I like it.

Movies:

That one movie with that guy, you know from that other movie with the one girl I like. Well, that one.

Television:

The T.V. raised me so I love it. You say anything bad about T.V. you might as well be talking about my mommy, so prepare for fistacuffs. "What about reality television Rick?"you might ask. Hey nobody's parents are perfect.

Books:

Are you there God? It's me Margeret.

Heroes:

Don King the true American Hero. Killed 2 people, swindled the greatest heavyweights of are time out of money, and beat the I.R.S. not once but twice. Makes me weep. Oh and Greg Barris. He's a leader of a revolution ya know.

My Blog

Smoking Discrimination! Trials of A Menthol Smoker.

I smoke menthol cigarettes. Not because I'm Puerto Rican, but because I have a black uncle and brother-in-law and even though they don't smoke I want them to feel at home. Not really, but the reason I...
Posted by Ricky Reyes on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:44:00 PST

Guns: we need em'

Gun control. I control my gun. Others do not. Which is why it's good to have your gun. That way he isn't the "boss of you" because he's sportin' his. Some people want no guns but sometimes you piss so...
Posted by Ricky Reyes on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:30:00 PST