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Guillermo

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am probably out on the road trying to make people laugh. Sometimes it goes good, sometimes it just goes, but I love it. I love it because comedy can not be mastered. Comedy like golf, or kissing, is something that you can always get better at. I just hope that each year I get better, I want to be headed in the right direction. I have never felt like that about anything. I have always felt different, an outsider, stand up comedy is the one place I feel like I belong. On stage I don't think about my cerebral palsy, my confusing racial background, my discontent of pop culture, my romantic failures and courting incompetence. I am in control in that environment, but I do not fear the fact that I have no idea about what will happen. So maybe one day I will be great, but until then I am interested in the journey.

My Interests

Stand Up Comedy, Females, Life's Pleasures, Day- Dreaming, The First Amendment, Good Conversation, Hey what does that taste like?, History, Beauty, Writing, Authors, Acting, Improv, Capitalism, Health care, Philosophy, Law, The Earth, Cleavage, Things that are fast, People who take their time, Film, Pharmacology, Metabolism, Family, Relationships, Equality, Dignity, Opportunity, Self-Reliance, Not blaming others

I'd like to meet:

Women who think I am sexy, Fellow silver-medalists, People who think the Earth is actually 6000 years old, Bob Marley, Martin Luther King, Jesus, Judas, Dali Lama, Ghandi, Women can make things disappear without using their hands, smokers, People who can't dance, but do anyway, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, The date rapist that invented jell-o shots, Anyone who can't stand karaoke, Those who break stereotypes, Originals, Celebrities who care why they are famous, People who don't think I have CP, George Bush, Karl Rove, Al Sharpton, Tony Kornhieser, Keith Oberman, Andrew Sullivan, My T-ball coach, Free-thinkers, Herbivores, Laughers, Lovers, People who Care

Music:

Bob Marley, Nine Ince Nails, Tool, Audioslave, Lenard Skynard, Biggie, Wu-Tang, Dave Mathews, Counting Crows, Jay-Z, Phish, Greatful Dead, Keller Williams, Ramon Marfori, Chris Marfori, Temporary Basement, Fighting Gravity, Anthony Hamilton, The Police, John Coltraine

My Blog

DC IMPROV Lounge Aug 11th DVD Recording

I will be at the DC IMPROV Lounge Aug 11th to tape my first DVD.  I want to have all my biggest fans there to be part of such an important night.  We will be taping two shows at 8 and 1030.&...
Posted by Guillermo on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:09:00 PST

New Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson Date July 31st

Sorry to everybody who stayed up last Tuesday.  The new air date for my Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson appearence is July 31st.  So set the TiVO, if you really love me you'll stay up!&n...
Posted by Guillermo on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:03:00 PST

Blog Almighty

Hey guys this is my first blog ever so like I told my Boyscout leader, "Be Gentle"!  What kind of behind the times slacker am I to just now jump on the blogging bandwagon.  Did I mention tha...
Posted by Guillermo on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:29:00 PST