I'd like to meet:
You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Movies:
Goodfellas, True Romance, Godfather 1 & 2, Dodgeball, Napoleon Dynomite, King of New York, Love & Sex, Finding Neverland, The Usual Suspects, American History X, Trees Lounge, When a Man Loves a Woman, Mean Girls, Clueless, The Sweetest Thing, Old School, Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, Office Space, Citizen X
Heroes:
My puppy Diesel for being so brave, and Chevy for being so good to his big brother.