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angelo

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About Me

I like scotch, pocket Aces, an occasional Gordon Lightfoot tune, Butterscotch pudding, pale mute women with nice feet, fuel economy, the smell of freshness right out of the shower, a firm quick massage with a happy but gentle ending, baby ducks, puppy kisses, a sensible pair of shoes, redheaded women with freckles, Channel 13's (Weather on the 1's), merging left into heavy traffic, a brunch of soup salad & dessert, an efficient poop (quick and not smelly), a mechanic you can trust, a stripper that tells you when she only likes you as a friend, slices of banana in Frosted Corn Flakes and soy milk, cheap Merlot, Chipolte, taking nap at 4 pm, conjagal visits, the aroma of fabric softner, short poems about genitalia, giving a Dutch over, finding loose change on the ground, Monkeys, and cable T.V.. Layout made by stephenkingswife

My Interests

STAND UP COMEDY, WORKING OUT, AND PLAYING POKER.YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN I MIGHT BREAK DANCE, SON!

I'd like to meet:

Honest people who know when to make up a bullshit story because the truth can get pretty boring, Soft-core porn method actresses who need a rehearsal partner, superstitious gamblers, ugly tall people who are spiritual but not religious, happy asian folks, angry swedish exchange students, dwarfs, college girls right before they go wild, people with tattooes, people named Tattoo, prostitutes there first night on the job, Teamsters, Italians, Italian Teamsters, white people from Africa,black people with white parents, clean people with dirty minds, and dirty people with clean credit, hobo's who wear cologne in hopes of getting some hot box action.ref="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNr ZXQuY29t" target="_blank"

Music:

GORDON LIGHTFOOT LOOKS LIKE JOHN HOLMES!

Movies:

COMEDY, HORROR, AND

Television:

FAMILY GUY & THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!! WE'RE ALL BOB BARKER'S BITCHES.

Books:

POKER BOOKS, lot's of them.

Heroes:

BOB BARKER & HUGH HEFNER

My Blog

Thank you Doug Stanhope.

I finally got to perform with the genius that is Doug Stanhope. Pre-show in a dark seedy looking green room, I got the introduction to Doug.  Then my babbling began, "Thanks for having me, I'm a ...
Posted by angelo on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:23:00 PST