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DarrenCMoore

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About Me

Someone once told me that life is not a journey, not a destination. Although it sounded really gay and cliche at the time, the older I get the more I realize that it's kind of true. You can't expect for everything to work out as planned. Just never stop learning because that's when you stop living... And never trust anyone who drives a Sebring convertible. They're obviously trying to prove something.
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My Interests

Whittling, Collecting human hair, making dolls out of the human hair, creating a likeness of the person of whom I got the hair from, manipulating the doll into suggestive positions that I would like to see the actual person in, mailing the person pictures of my small whittled crafts, and lastly smearing my feces on the door handle of thier car if they don't like the idea of me whittling and crafting dolls of thier likeness

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Jessica Parker so that I could punch her in the face and make her pretty

Music:

Outkast, Chili Peppers, Slightly Stoopid, Sublime, Snoop, Wu, Busta, 311, lots and lots more...the sweet sweet sound of flatulance...

Movies:

8 Mile b/c I wrote the beats and stuff

Television:

I don't watch TV but I like pretending that I am one

Books:

Upcoming Shows get this portable calendar at comedysoapbox.com

Heroes:

All great comedians, the guy who invented humor, the scientist who named the humorous bone in your arm, any one who gets through life with only one testicle...Mom, Dad, Brother, Staph, etc...

My Blog

Thanksgiving Survival Guide

Thanksgiving Survival 101By Darren MooreIt's November and once again time to thank our forefather's for stealing this land from the Native American's so that we can enjoy HD TV, Hummers that get 12 mi...
Posted by DarrenCMoore on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

My two bits about Menstealia

First of all, if you haven't been following this little dramatic saga of Carlos Mencia, aka Ned Holeness or whatever, then you're missing out on some seriously pathetic shit.  For those not in th...
Posted by DarrenCMoore on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

Inspiration from one's environment

An artist is one who ever so delicately uses their perceptive sense to observe, make note, and express one's self when stimulated by one's surroundings.  Take, for instance, a poet sitting in an ...
Posted by DarrenCMoore on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:39:00 PST