Whittling, Collecting human hair, making dolls out of the human hair, creating a likeness of the person of whom I got the hair from, manipulating the doll into suggestive positions that I would like to see the actual person in, mailing the person pictures of my small whittled crafts, and lastly smearing my feces on the door handle of thier car if they don't like the idea of me whittling and crafting dolls of thier likeness
Sarah Jessica Parker so that I could punch her in the face and make her pretty
Outkast, Chili Peppers, Slightly Stoopid, Sublime, Snoop, Wu, Busta, 311, lots and lots more...the sweet sweet sound of flatulance...
8 Mile b/c I wrote the beats and stuff
I don't watch TV but I like pretending that I am one
Upcoming Shows get this portable calendar at comedysoapbox.com
All great comedians, the guy who invented humor, the scientist who named the humorous bone in your arm, any one who gets through life with only one testicle...Mom, Dad, Brother, Staph, etc...