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Ken Miller

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Im funny!!! I've also farted in the presidents limo. I lost my virginity at the age of 20. I loves me some white women.(just a phase I think) Im black but I act caa-ka-shin. And sometimes i wonder if my kids are really my kids!!! I hate long walks in the park cause FLORIDA weather is to unpredictable. And Im the biggest sucker for LOVE!!!!

My Interests

Comedy,college basketball(LETS GO TARHEELS) comedy, anything on DVR, comedy, my kids, and comedy

I'd like to meet:

EDDIE MURPHY,MARTIN LWRENCE,WILL SMITH, MICHAEL COLYAR, MICHAEL JORDAN,DEAN SMITH,MY REAL DAD, THE CHIC I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO,THE GUY THAT INVITED THE VAGINA AND MAYBE BILL GATES OH YEAH DAVE CHAPELLE,DL HUGHLEY,KATT WILLIAMS(FUNNY DUDE),THE GUY THAT INVENTED CONDOMS, MY KIDS REAL FATHER, AND MAYBE TONY THE TIGER OH YEAH YEAH HALLE BERRY,SANAA LATHAN, KERRY WASHINGTON,TAMALA JONES, AND MAYBE ALL THE BLACK ACTRESSES IN HOLLYWOOD OH YEAH YEAH YEAH Stan Latham and Russell Simmons dead people i wanna meet Tupac, Biggie, Richard Pryor(THE KING), and MC HAMMER

Music:

HIPHOP, R&B, and comedy albums or CD's

Movies:

top ten malcom X Spiderman 1 &2 Independence day Friday Menace 2 Society Forest Gump(told you i was white on the inside) Kings of Comedy Transformers the Movie

Television:

HEROS,Martin(reruns),Espn,ER, CSI, the news,Courtv, college basketball(go tarheels), History Channel, MYTHBUSTERS, Twilight Zone, Matlock, and My dude SPONGEBOB!!!!!oh yeah COMEDY CENTRALoh yeah yeah Last comic standing so you think you can dance and the doodlebops

Books:

Anything written by a comic or any hiphop or sports magazine

Heroes:

RUTHIE MAE, The cast of Heroes, Pedro Lima and Pat Garrity, Richard Pryor and my favorite of all time Mr. CHRIS ROCK!!!!!!!!

My Blog

COMEDIANS DONT GET LAID -- Funny Blog

1st off, if your not a comic dont get offended. This is just one of my road stories to share with my comedy brothers.   For some reason people think that comedians get a lot of sex. I hate to di...
Posted by Ken Miller on Tue, 27 May 2008 04:53:00 PST

18 Things a Grown Man Should Never Have

I got like 9 of these things, The funniest one is the FUTON cause I got one of those in my living room..... ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!18 Things a Grown Man Should Never HaveBy: Steve Calechman, Illustrations by...
Posted by Ken Miller on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:11:00 PST

My feelings on protestors....

My feelings on protesting&.I understand people want to protest the CHINA Olympics and as a human you have that right. But don't do it when I'm carrying the torch cause imma f*** you up. It is a huge h...
Posted by Ken Miller on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:08:00 PST

No Such Thing as Love

This was suppose to be about my divorce but it got kinda wierd so its about the end of love in america.....So the END is here and you kind of sit back and think of what you did wrong or right. You go ...
Posted by Ken Miller on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:42:00 PST

10 Things I "CAN" Live Without

10. Rappers with Dances  This is getting old dude, Even though I do love SUPERMANING these Ho's9. Reality TV --- I don't care what goes on in SNOOP DOOGs House. I wish someone would've beat the whole...
Posted by Ken Miller on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:50:00 PST

Ten Things I "Cant" Live Without in 2008

10. Hannah Montana  I love this show. I wished my kids liked it. I would pay 1000.00 to see that. Ya'll some haters out there. 9. Text Messages --- I hate talking on the phone. Text me. Don't ever ca...
Posted by Ken Miller on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:44:00 PST

One Year In Comedy Son!!!

One full Year ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  Serious&& I made it thru one full year of comedy. I guess Im no longer a rookie. In this year I've learned...
Posted by Ken Miller on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:08:00 PST

Life on the road is a lonely life!!

Ok Ok Ok!! So this is my first overnight road trip. Its kinda boring and lonely. To start my wife has finally left me and my "friend" told me I need sometime alone. I got offered some coochie from thi...
Posted by Ken Miller on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:07:00 PST