dieting and other insults |
Where on me does it say "looking for good diet tips!"?
Just cause I'm fat, doesn't mean I don't know how to diet. It means I've chosen not to. DUH. Sheesh. No, I'm big boned. Yup folks! Thats right! T...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:23:00 PST |
those damn jones's |
Why does it matter if everyone seems happier than you?Why can't people be free to be dissatisfied? Why can't people just be happy with what they have? In America we're granted the right to pursue hap...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:04:00 PST |
RUN! RUN! As fast as you can!!! |
HELP!!!
15 of the 40 lbs I lost earlier in the year have found me again!!! Hide me!! Quick!! Maybe the other 25lbs chasing me will slam into someone else's ass before it can reach mine!! This i...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST |
Midnight thoughts |
Is there such a thing as too nice?Recently I was accused of being too nice. I say accused because it felt like someone saying I was too nasty to people. Is there such a thing as too nice? My grandfat...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST |
LIQUOR WARNING!!! |
Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.Liquor manufacturers accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels ...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:50:00 PST |
I miss fall. |
Not too hot-
Not too cold-
Smells crisp & clean!
And the changing leaves make it so colorful & festive!!
Like a Gay Pride Parade in Key West during March! ...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:59:00 PST |
No technical explanation needed. |
Why do men think I want the technical explanation? I really & truly don't care how many volts it needs, just fix the damn thing so I don't have to see you ever again. Just point to it & say ...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST |
Lakeland Cop Death |
A cop in Lakeland was killed the other day. On my way home from work I was stopped at that light & a radio caller came on asking everyone to turn on their headlights in memory of him.
I gla...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:55:00 PST |
Definitions by ChaPu |
LUMBERDIKE
Mullet-coiffed-plaid-shirt wearing-kick-ass-arms-as-big-as-Dad's-never-gonna-let-you-fo
rget-your-the-woman-in-the-relationship lesbian.
HUMILIATION
Patted down by some power mad airp...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST |
So I guess if Jamesson & Kabu jump off a bridge I will too. Just in case you wondered. |
I'm just happy Rosanne isn't pictured here!...
Posted by Soco & diet! on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:59:00 PST |
