I like to go to the park and stare at the kids all creepy-like. I also like to drink, and I greatly enjoy zoning out. What, what was this for?
Fuckers. and Whores.I'm here to meet my future ex-one night stand. Him and maybe Jesus. Cause jesus is my homeboy. Seriously. I'm number three on his myspace. Number two is the holy Ghost. Number One is Tila Tequila. Damn you Tequila and your fake bisexuality. And your last name that makes me thirsty and queasy at the same time.
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I love my I-Pod. I have the strangest taste in music. Old timey classics mixed in with Wu Tang (What up!) Other than that, I listen to 104.1 in Orlando. On XM it's channel 152? Extreme talk radio. DON'T knock it till you've tried it. If you listen for 15 minutes, you'll be hooked! And if I forget my ipod (le gasp) and there's no talk radio on, I like to scream random song lyrics with the windows open. Because it's more than a feeling.....
I like the English crap right now. I think it has something to do with their accents. I could be taken hostage by someone, and he could be describing how he's going to mutilate me, but so long as he has an English accent, I'll hold the knives. I'll even get it started for him. Ah, Simon Pegg. One day you'll be mine...
How can I say this without it sounding weird. I love my DVR. If it was a man, I'd marry him. I've only had one break down on me, and I ended up threatening the life of the Brighthouse girl. Poor chick. didn't know what she was getting into. There were words thrown around. "Felony", "Drop the knife". But don't worry, it was a butter knife. I wanted a peanut butter sandwich.
Currently reading the life of pi, the game, How to be a porn star and A name forgotten. I don't like to be stuck anywhere without a book.
Moneyman. Being part jew, I idolize the fact that even when he was a young boy, he wanted to become the master of money. How BADASS is that???? My other heroes include Demi Moore, because she gives hope to me that when I get old, if I exercise, I too can have a young boy toy to call my own. And Toby Striker. Cause his last name really does kick ass.