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About Me

First..I'm perfect for a television show.. I have IDEAS!!Second.. for those who don't know me. My name's Razzle, and yours isn't, Tell your friends. I'm Bringing back the Mustache for the Next Generation !!!! A little bit about me: I'm an Idea Man. I'm a fun guy. I am extremely sarcastic. I'm not on here to meet cool people. I hate laughing. I don't like fun and nice girls. And most importantly I don't like to have a awesome time while I'm alive. I have Super Powers: I can run really fast from my bed to may alarm clock in the morning. I'm here to network As well as promote and possibly find new agents and promoters to have me host or do some stand up. I'm looking for people to help me pitch my own Television show ideas among them is "Razzle and the Rioteers" and "Watch this with Razzle". Stay tuned for info on my many up and coming humor books as soon as I can find a literary agent and a publisher....

My Interests

Observing the public, Comedy, Working Out, Laughing, Socializing, going out to bars/clubs,Gotta Love Big!!....

I'd like to meet:

Amy Adams, Zooey Deschanel, Steve Martin, Tom Hanks, Jack Nicholson, Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Michael Keaton, Paul Ruebens, Bill Murray, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kristin Bell, Kate Beckinsale. Click the logo, to add Razzle as a Friend !!!

Music:

Rock, Hip Hop, Big Band, big fan of 80's, Punk, Oldies, Country, Love Polka, and Frank Sinatra..

Movies:

Back to the Futuer 1,2,3, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Any Tom Hanks movie Prior to Philadelphia, Jim Henson Movies, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Ferris Beullar, Sneakers, Flight of the Navigator, Any Robert Redford, Catch me if you can "I concur", Any T.Burton or J.Depp films, Ghostbusters 1&2, Goonies, Indiana Jones' Movies, Batman movies, Rocky, Hook, , Any Neil Simon movie, Happy Gilmore, Bill Madison, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, The Wizard, Little Monsters, Tootsie, Idiocracy, Spiderman 1&2, X-men 1&2, any Disney cartoon before 1995, Toy Story, When Harry Met Sally, You've Got Mail, I'm a sucker for cheesy romantic comedies.. I'll continue to build on this list as they come to.

Television:

Growing Pains, Duck Tales, Family Ties, Charles in Charge, Saved by the Bell, Cheers, The Wonder Years, Wonderful World of Disney, Lost, Studio 60, 30Rock, Heroes, Smallville, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Family guy, the simpsons, and a bunch of other shows.

Books:

"The O'Razzle Factor: why wouldn't I write a book?""59 Absurd poems and 11 pictures about people I met on Myspace""My second book and I'm still not famous...""99 things to remember before going out in public""I paid $8.99 for this Sh*t!!"

Heroes:

Batman, Superman, The handle bar mustache, and both of My Grandfathers.---------Now for some randoms----My Bro. ---------------

My Blog

News of National Importance Revealed !!

My fellow American citizens, Hollywood celebrities, and members of the press; It is a great privilege to be living and sharing the world with you today. However due to the recent turn of events ...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

New type of Coffee at 7-11 !!! um.. Hello, McFly ??

So I was driving home last night and almost got in a car wreck from the sure dumbfoundedness that occured while I passed a local 7-11. I passes by the 24 hour convenient store, only to notice a big lo...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

The 20 types of people in the world... and other things I've learned

Here are a few things I've learned while having a nonsensical mustache& - Remember in grade school, how everyone would stand up and clap when someone dropped their tray of food? Well, ...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST

Airport Security and Why I want to be a Secret Agent.

First off... You know your night isn't going to end well, when your drivign on the way to a Lingerie party, and Carl in the back seat gets a text message that says "Dude...bring some Lad...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST

At the bar playing a game of Pool, and Punching Bag arcade machines...

Why is it that no matter where you try to play a game of Pool, or billiards, there is never enough room to play the game. No matter where you are: A friends basement, a pool hall, or even the l...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

Car windows, Lawsuits, 7-11, If I were rich....

So I'm tryin to pitch a new reality show... its called "Burning yourself on your car ! " its gonna consist of hidden cameras, and it will show people burning there hands on there car door handles afte...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

War on Terror of my Mouth, and other HubBub..

To clear up some questions, and other hocus pocus..... My name is Razzle. I am 24 years old. I'm a Pisces. I like movies, music, energy drinks, and making fun of people who aren't "in the...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST

Islands and the Celebrities that own them.....

You ever see in the newspaper, or on the VH1 shows, or Cribs about celebrities who own their own Islands? I seen somewhere that Johnny Depp has an Island, Marlon Brando had an Island,&n...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

Awesom New Disney Finger*Stache, and other Obsurdities!!

Check These out you crazy crazy Rioteers!!! The Disney ones are towards the bottom..... By the way.. I still want to see your Halloween Costumes.. I've only gotten a few so far. There are some funny ...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST

Funtabulous Bananza of Finger*Stache and Razzle photos...

**Updated photos** Here before you is a Gi-normous collection of Finger*Stache and other ridiculous photographs taken at some point to preserve the hilarity and fun that ensues when ever I y...
Posted by Razzle and The Rioteers on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST