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Ed Colón

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About Me


My You Tube
http://www.youtube.com/EdColonThecomedian
I started out in this world as Edwin son of Edwin and Eleanor of The long island. After 11 years I was taken from my home and forcibly sent to a place called Florida, also known as land of the leather people. Here I learned to take my pain and depression and turn it into a not so clean burning fuel for wit and farce. Surely, I thought, this will help me with my self esteem and get me laid, I was wrong.
I started playing guitar in 94 when and got sick of the local guitar scene filled with assholes who feel that if you cannot play Paganini's 5th caprice transposed 3rd movement that you're not shit. As I watched these pretentious wades of crap fumble badly though pieces of music they don't understand I realize I needed to stay true to my first love, comedy.
I met up with Eric Tannyhill When he was working for a local radio station and he gave me my first honest stage, until then I was doing pre-shows for the Rocky horror picture show, as fun and great as it was, it wasn't pure comedy. I stopped stand up after a few years and kept Rocky alive, having fun. I started a few comedy troops that did few shows and went well, but died.
Currently I just started stand up again after a short burst on my local scene with musical comedy, fusing my loves together. Little bit o' stand up, little bit o' Musical comedy makes a whole lota me, now to go forth and try to make money.
I'M ALSO SINGLE AND WILLING TO PUT/SELL OUT!

My Interests

Classic cars,
Sex, porn, Music, sexy porn music,
sleeping, making money,
Long island iced teas
(when I do drink in a blue moon),
Long walks on the beach, porn, Marlboro lights,
Nailing flyers for my up coming gigs on the doors of Lutheran churches,
Sex,
Irony,
long winded lists filled with stream of consciousness,
and Karaoke

I'd like to meet:

Just about anyone...

Sing to me my Rican of music!



My Creed impression



...If Hitler smoked



Music:

I'm a guitarist, and I listen to A LOT of different types. I can play quite a bit even though the comedy songs don't really show it. I'm more into the words than the Guitar at that point.

Movies:

I watch a LOT of films
You know all that crap that hollywood cranks out!
..Well I watch it..

Television:

HEROES
HOUSE
DEAL OR NO DEAL
Discovery channel

Lather rinse repeat...

Books:

Anything non fiction I have a hard a.d.d.-ish time getting through anything that made up ...thats not a script

Heroes:

Everyone who pays hard earned money to actually see me perform my comedy and laughs... if they don't laugh all bets are off fuck you.. but to the few that do laugh THANK YOU ALL!Aside from that I'm trying to be my own hero.. I have so much in front of me left to do before I check out. My greatest hero is my daughter, she saved me from fading off to nothing..

My Blog

New promotion idea, Need your feed back

    When I was in Oakland doing a show I was shocked and giddy that another comic was on the bill, an amazing comic and all around nice guy named Phil Johnson www.roadsideattraction.com...
Posted by Ed Colón on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:54:00 PST

Going back to Cali...

Actually I haven't been West of Georgia so I'm just ..going to CaliOdd times here at Ed high.. wish I was high, maybe it would stop me from thinking the plane can explode or crash in a horrible accide...
Posted by Ed Colón on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

What the fuck?

WHY DON'T I GET LAID MORE...
Posted by Ed Colón on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:53:00 PST

BOOB-LA CON! National Breast Cancer Awareness

My california show! SAVE THE BOOBIES!!!...
Posted by Ed Colón on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST

Alanis Morissette "My Humps" video

WTF?!?! She has a sense of humor? I thought the producers at veiw askew had to remove it after "Dogma"! Appaerently she can take a joke... as long as the joke isnt about 3rd world hunger. ...
Posted by Ed Colón on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

I never knew Kermit was so deep

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Posted by Ed Colón on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:40:00 PST