Settlers of Catan. Bang! Apples to Apples. Puerto Rico. Cribbage. Math. Science. Religion. Taffy. History. The future. Robots. Robots of the future. Unicorns. Unicorns of the future. Robot unicorns of the future. Vitamin Water. Crossword Puzzles. Cotton Balls.
I'd like to meet:
Conan O'brien. I have fantasies. Sick, sick fantasies. I'm a guest on his show. I am very charming. We just click, you know? The comedy is just rolling off both of us like we've been covered in a thin layer of plastic wrap. The pink kind. Right before the commercial break I say something hilarious, he retorts with an equally witty tag to my joke and I gently put my hand on his forearm while I laugh and look into his eyes. He says, "We'll be right back with Al Roker, stick around!" Cut to commerical. Conan leans over, smiling. "You give a great interview, Meghan." Thank you Conan. Thank you.
Music:
Aimee Mann, America, Amy Grant, Band of Horses, The Black Crowes, The Black Heart Procession, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Breeders, Bright eyes, Built to Spill, Carole King, The Carpenters, Cat Power, Cibo Matto, Cowboy Junkies, The Cranberries, Death Cab for Cutie, Dolly Parton, Elliott Smith, Flight of the Conchords, The Fugees, Garbage, Grand Funk Railroad, Harry Nilsson, Heart, James Taylor, Jeff Buckley, Jefferson Airplane, Johnny Cash, Liz Phair, Low, Madonna, Magnetic Fields, Michael Jackson, Modest Mouse, Morrissey, Muse, Pavement, Pinback, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Placebo, Portishead, The Postal Service, The Pretenders, Quasi, R.E.M., The Shins, Simon & Garfunkel, The Smiths, Stephen Malkmus, Tenacious D, U2, The White Stripes, Wilco, Yeah Yeah Yeah's
Movies:
Buffalo 66, Crazy in Alabama, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Miss Firecracker, Joe vs. The Volcano, Mulholland Drive, New York Doll, Secretary, Supergirl, Teen Witch, Wet Hot American Summer, Whatever Idiot, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (with Gene Wilder)
Television:
America's Next Top Model, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Arrested Development, The Comeback, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Deadwood, Entourage, Family Guy, Freaks and Geeks, Grey's Anatomy, Late Night with Conan O'brien, Law and Order, Lost, Medium, The Office (both), Strangers with Candy, The Sopranos, Twin Peaks, The X-Files
Books:
Raise High the Roofbeam Carpenters and Seymour an Introduction. Franny and Zooey. Anything by Salinger involving the Glass family. Chuck Palahniuk: Lullaby, Fight Club, Diary, Choke. David Sedaris. Amy Sedaris: I like you. Augesten Burroughs: Running with Scissors, Dry. Jon Stewart. Sarah Vowell.
Heroes:
Amy Sedaris. Karl Pilkington. The writers of Arrested Development. Game Day.
