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Christopher

About Me

I make fun of others to make myself laugh. I'll make fun of myself to make you laugh. I fucking shred on air guitar.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"A friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend will be next to you in the cell saying, 'That was awesome!'"

These guys are all on my team.....

My Blog

My new dream job is.......

Arch Nemesis
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:25:00 GMT

Impulse buy of the week:

For the hunting of monkeys........duh....
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:22:00 GMT

I’ve joined the ranks of my fellow Portlanders

I bought myself a bicycle.  Yay 21st century!
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:52:00 GMT

Crowd Presence

I cannot stand people who, at a large rock show where there actually are seats assigned, constantly keep sitting down or standing up depending on whether or not the song is a "hit song" or a "slow so...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 15:54:00 GMT

Leaving the Division House

i'm giving up my spot in the fabled "Division House" and moving to a much nicer house with four less roommates, cheaper rent, a wall of records, nice antique furniture, two cats, a basement for rockin...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:55:00 GMT

The Earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun.

Fuckin' Jews.  I KNEW it!!http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/012504.php http://www.fixedearth.com/
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:42:00 GMT

Bridge City Beard and Moustache Club

Get ready for the club you've always dreamed about.  Bridge City Beard and Moustache ClubI know what you're asking right now, and the answer is "No, I am NOT joking."There are few things more imp...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 13:19:00 GMT

The Snow Is Here

i know it won't last, but today i woke up, looked out my window, and giggled like a three year old girl.  snow.  fuck yeah.
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:29:00 GMT

"hardware removal"

so, for those i haven't told already or didn't know it was coming up, two days ago i had that nasty screw removed from my shoulder.  and goooooood fucking riddance.  i mean, i appreciated it...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:18:00 GMT

Bagdad Ghost Hunting

okay, so i've been interested in ghosts and hauntings and other things of that nature for a while. never until recently had i ever done anything to explore or investigate them. last month i started do...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 14:45:00 GMT