Time To Move On |
I've been doing comedy for let's say four years. And now that I've achieved all the goals I set out for myself in comedy, it's time to move on. It was not easy to do, until I realized I di...
Posted by Dougly Baby on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:20:00 PST |
But Frankenstein Was A Jew |
A little context:
I am retarded. Sometimes when the mood strikes me, I like to walk around without bending my knees. I amble forward, stiff-legged, like Frankenstein. Which is why I ...
Posted by Dougly Baby on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST |
Law and Order: Special Bullshit Unit |
Law and Order is good show. I like Law and Order. So do lots of people. So they decided to make some new series that had the name "Law and Order" in them. And because I am easi...
Posted by Dougly Baby on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:47:00 PST |
The Latest Internet Phenomenon |
Everyone loves Internet phenomenons. They give us something to do a work. ("I'm going to photoshop the best 'All Your Base' picture ever!") They allow us instant connections with str...
Posted by Dougly Baby on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:39:00 PST |
I Used To Be An Ugly Baby |
If you've been following my now classic "Fat" series, you may have noticed something. I always seem to have this weird squinty look. One eye looks to be half closed compared to the other.&...
Posted by Dougly Baby on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:10:00 PST |
I Used To Be Fat: Part Six In A Six Part Series |
This fat guy has no hat. He doesn't need a hat. Hats just get in the way when you need to do some ass kicking.
And this fat guy needs to do a lot of ass kicking.
This is a picture o...
Posted by Dougly Baby on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:24:00 PST |
I Used To Be Fat (With A Hat): Part Five In A Six Part Series |
Since the hat seems to be so popular, I decided to give the public what it wants:
A few observations:
I was in my early thirties, and I already had sagging boobs.
The nice thing about size 56 pants i...
Posted by Dougly Baby on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:22:00 PST |
I Used To Be Fat: Part Four In A Six Part Series |
This was during the brief period in my life when I was hired muscle for some Eastern European "interests."
This picture has it all. The leather hat. The Vietnam vet glasses (made of...
Posted by Dougly Baby on Sat, 20 May 2006 09:36:00 PST |
Elizabeth Hitler |
Speaks for itself:
Elizabeth Hitler
Posted by Dougly Baby on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:22:00 PST |
Stealing Ideas From Kilorn Part II: Lizzard Pilcher |
Yes, I'm as clever as a retarded fifth grader.
Lizzard Pilcher
Posted by Dougly Baby on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:45:00 PST |
