ACTUALLY IMPORTANT... to me. |
Rhiannon's "thank the lord, I'm finally 30"th Birthday!
It almost here!
Um, I posted awhile ago that I would fight my enemies on my birthday. I would still plan on doing that, except I don't ...
Posted by Rhiannon on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:53:00 PST |
Ten things I have learned from Xena, the warrior princess& |
1. Bad guys wear brown or grayish uniform looking clothing. Often they are accessorized with metal studs and chain mail. They can easily be told apart from the villagers in rags, who are always...
Posted by Rhiannon on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:04:00 PST |
Poor |
Dear The Poor,
I have noticed that you receive a great deal contempt and disdain in our little ethos. I have decided to lend a hand and assist you to be more likeable and more affluent. I think once y...
Posted by Rhiannon on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:50:00 PST |
I am four. |
* I have always wondered what would happen if I left a public bathroom with my pants around my ankles. As if I simply forgot to pull them up. And shuffled around the room. In my head that's really fun...
Posted by Rhiannon on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:24:00 PST |
Repost |
I took this down. I'm putting it back up, whatever. It's long.
I can remember a time when all my friends' phone numbers began with 782 or 784, and a new technology called "call waiting" was the big ne...
Posted by Rhiannon on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:54:00 PST |
The reason for the season |
Do not expect gifts this holiday season. I expect none from you. I'm not being nice. I don't want gifts. Unless it involves free labor around the house, or groceries. I don't like stuff. I own enough ...
Posted by Rhiannon on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:36:00 PST |
Parental Warning |
Measure a parent
By the of rate shrill chatter
in full theaters
Posted by Rhiannon on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST |
CareBare |
I have been caring, intensely caring, for awhile now. I cared with every fiber of my being. I have cared about everything. There has been no detail that has snuck passed my caring. Maybe I didn't act ...
Posted by Rhiannon on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:52:00 PST |
Picking Up Where Your Mama Left Off |
Over the past several weeks I have fallen into a funk. I am finding it increasing difficult to hide my viewpoint. There are many things I feel that I barely am able to cope with normally and now the e...
Posted by Rhiannon on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:41:00 PST |
Whore-a-ween |
Dear Sluts,
Everyone knows you are easier than a paint by number. You do not need to dress as something "Sexy" for Halloween. Besides you are fourth cat or witch or pirate or maid in the room tonight...
Posted by Rhiannon on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST |
