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!!!!bARTer Sauce!

Unicoroner

About Me

I hate unicorns. I do stand up comedy. I like to read and knit. I joined the duct tape group here on myspace. I'm really looking forward to seeing how that turns out.
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I also make waterproof art for your shower, tiny little skull brooches and repurposed envelopes. Click on an image to go to Etsy and check it out.

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My Interests

Unicorn traps and torture devices. Books on products you can create with tanned unicorn hides...from dead unicorns that I have killed. Then I tell jokes about killing unicorns in front of confused rooms of people. I call it meta-comedy. They normally want their money back.

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented unicorns. I'd kick their ass.

Music:

Something nice and upbeat that you can totally kill unicorns to.

My Blog

2008 Glitter-Off Championship

I got into a glitter-war with this woman. I thought I would have a chance since most of my Shower Arts use glitter. I was wrong. Competing in the Glitter-Off was a huge mistake for three reasons: 1...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:33:00 PST

Im sick -- but who cares -- Look what bARTer Sauce just got...

I sneezed yesterday at work and all of a sudden, I'm completely sick. It was weird. For the past few days, I've felt like I was fighting something off and I think that sneeze was my last chance to rid...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:02:00 PST

Franken-scarf - Win Something for once in your life

So I'm making a new thing now. Something OTHER than Shower Art -- I know, crazy! A few months ago I became obsessed with making Franken-scarves. They are scarves made out of upcycled t-shirts and je...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:54:00 PST

Craft show - Sunday

You know you want to go.   I know you want to go.   My cat, Karma, knows you want to go.   Why don't you just go?   The first 50 people in line get a super fantastic swag bag FI...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:02:00 PST

And in other news..the viaduct just fell on my studio

There was a car accident on the viaduct right above my studio. Luckily, the car was just barely stopped by the guard rail but it could have come smashing right down onto the sidewalk in front of my sh...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:52:00 PST

First Thursday Art Walk - The Boofday Edition

What a nice pre-birthday celebration. Seriously, I posted a little blurb on the bottom of my bARTer Sauce newsletter last week that if thy wanted to hang out with me on my birthday they could come by ...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:29:00 PST

Look What I Got - A Double Helping of The Sauce

My two most recent bARTer Sauce trades are both terrifying and also very, very, very, super-duper cool. First, Nik from Scary-Art.com (who is a rather frequest Sauce trader) gave me this painting of a...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:36:00 PST

New Shower Arts for You to Look at and Stuff

We made some new Shower Arts recently...Enjoy.....and you can see more at Ugly Baby. ...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:42:00 PST

Look What I Got and the Great Skirt Controversy of 2008

The lovely Betsy from Baddins Design is one of my new favorite people. She was in the midst of the "skirt controversy" of early 2008 when my friend Sara totally ganked an awesome skirt that I wanted ...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:38:00 PST

Look What I Got

I call it "Super Bright Kisses" for reasons I think might be obvious. I recently did a bARTer Sauce trade with a nice lady named Laura from my EtsyRAIN group. She makes pottery and stuff and sells i...
Posted by !!!!bARTer Sauce! on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:53:00 PST