im a star!!! |
so, for the last 2 months i've been paying the bills as an extra on tv shows and movies. or as an extra would call it, a background actor (snotty-i'm-better-than-you voice)... which is the janitor of ...
Posted by jake dill on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:52:00 PST |
obvious charlton heston blog |
last night charlton heston died at the age of 84.
i guess now we can take away his gun!
BA-ZING! SNAP! (and other funny noises that try to make up for a lame punchline!)
what? too soon?
c’mon......
Posted by jake dill on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:52:00 PST |
when mapquest blows up |
a while back i went to vegas with my girlfriend. on our way to and from we saw this sign for a road. it made me laugh.i just imagine the directions you would have to give a friend if you lived off thi...
Posted by jake dill on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:09:00 PST |
i feel sorry for him |
so, mccain won the republican nomination last night. well done sir.i started laughing when the commentators said, "he now goes to meet with president bush in the rose garden." sounds peaceful. i'm sur...
Posted by jake dill on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:04:00 PST |
breakin the law, breakin the law |
me and my friend steve (also known as security steve, scuba steve, scubes, steven and most recently, dum-dum) got more than a little drunk the other night.
i know i got drunk because i woke up and had...
Posted by jake dill on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:03:00 PST |
so, hows it goin america? |
watched the state of the union last night. there was a part of me that was really thinking bush was gonna come out and say, "ok. i know things are shitty right now... i know this... but we're gonna gi...
Posted by jake dill on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:42:00 PST |
act natural |
only 3 shopping days left people! what are you waiting for?! get out there and buy jesus a present!i've had my fair amount of trips to the mall this past month. what have i learned from all of them? o...
Posted by jake dill on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:00:00 PST |
adventures of being an LA douche bag |
recently i had my most "LA" experience. and by "LA" experience i mean, the closest i've been to famous/sorta-famous-but-not-really-but-still-richer-than-i'l l-ever-be type people.i had my good friend a...
Posted by jake dill on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:27:00 PST |
just a little more icing on the hypocrisy cake |
if you weren't crazy pissed about politics already...i read this story today that made my literally yell, "motherfucker!" out loud. kinda scared the girl at the next desk, but whatev. it's just her an...
Posted by jake dill on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:16:00 PST |
true bipartisanship |
now you can see why gore won the nobel peace prize.bush: "i'm sorry al. i'm sorry for everything."gore: "i know george... i know..."bush: "i just don't know what to do anymore. i just don't know what ...
Posted by jake dill on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:08:00 PST |
