It’s Time To Phase Out Boxing |
I'm really tired of boxing taking up my valuable television and barber-shop conversation time. Yes, I get my hair cut at My-T-Sharp by a bearded Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall.The fact is, boxing is t...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:14:00 GMT |
People Who Say They Make a Lot of Money... |
...Don't actually make a lot of money.This is because guys that actually make a lot of money have better things to talk about. This may have something to do with the fact that they actually have a lo...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:43:00 GMT |
McDonald’s Latest Abomination |
Driving down the street, I see a billboard consisting of an egg with a bubble coming out of it, letting us know what it is thinking.The egg was thinking of an egg McMuffin. And a caption above stated...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:26:00 GMT |
This is how to live your life (Morning to Late Afternoon Edition)! |
8 AM: Wake up. Look at your phone. Set the alarm for 8:05 AM.10:00 AM: STOP resetting your alarm. You have done this every five minutes since 8 AM. Get up. Due to your constant resetting of the a...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 22:56:00 GMT |
Why you can judge people |
I often times encounter people who I don't approve of. Charles Manson, for example.At this point, after realizing that I don't like someone that I've never met, and know little about, I will make a j...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 22:02:00 GMT |
Barbed Wire Tattoos |
Everybody knows the barbed wire tat guy.Enjoying sleeveless shirts (preferably No Fear brand) and jean shorts, the barbed wire tat guy is a goateed, blue-tooth wearing rebel, who often times overuses ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 21:44:00 GMT |
Classic Poor Guy Move |
Today I was driving up Burbank Blvd, when I witnessed a classic "poor guy move."Here's the scene: I'm stopped at a red light, when I see a poor guy get out of a cab, and go into Wendy's.This led me t...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 20:13:00 GMT |
Celebrity Sighting! |
So, I was at Ralph's the other day, and I see two huge stars! Tyler Perry and Eddie Murphy! They were at the deli getting some roasted turkey, and I actually overhead a bunch of their conversation w...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:47:00 GMT |
Irritating Things |
The perpetrators of all of these things should remain anonymous, however, these are problems that I've had with various people that I care for in the last few weeks.1) I call "Kate" on the phone. "Ka...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:13:00 GMT |
Poetry blows |
I dislike people who consider themselves to be poets. I believe that great poetry happens quite often - but NEVER from people who consider themselves to BE poets.People who think that they ARE poets a...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:00:00 GMT |
