I really can't get enough animated gifs.
HAX TV (RIP) Any and all stand-up comedy. Breakfast from The Dish. Good wine. Wine from gas stations. DIY. Tongue-in-cheekery. The process of developing private jokes. Binge eating. Edward Tufte. Understanding the difference between solitude and singularity. Tocca candles. Jo Malone. KALE handbags. Clever things made out of paper. Strong design. Making rock posters. Crying jags. Reading in the bathtub. Drunk dialing. Scarves and mittens. Pints of stout. Tomato and carrot soup. Crostini. West Montlake Park. Blaxploitation. Expensive lipstick. Miller Hi-Life in the bottle. Driving around listening to heroin-dependent blues in the pissing rain. Diet Coke. Evading the police. Strawberry Whole Fruit Bars. Design blogs. Singing to myself and to anyone that will listen. Letterpress. Fonts. 80/20. Sammiches. Being a bigot.
Dogs wearing clothes. Pharmacists. Joel McHale. People who don't have MySpace pages.
Northwest Pretentious Fucker Rock.
Trash. Documentaries. Solondz-type films. Junebug. Grey Gardens. Spinal Tap. Idiocracy. Anything embarassingly bad, A+ if it's made for TV. Riding the Bus With my Sister and Born Innocent come to mind.
Not like I am going to put electrical tape on my nipples and storm Capitol Hill anytime soon, but if you get a chance to watch PBS' "Is Wal-Mart Good For America?" you should. Don't want to ruin the ending for you or anything but the answer is no.
Again, trash. Anything where I can watch a persons' bad judgment in action. Reality television is a godsend, thank you John Langley for being born and conceptualizing what will ultimately grease the skids for the final leg of the decline of Western Civilization. I could watch COPS until my ass grew into the couch and sprouted mushrooms, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Intervention, Best Week Ever, The Soup, Project Runway, Made, True Life, Dancing/Skating/Purging with the Stars, The Office (UK version will always prevail), Entourage, The Comeback (sadly canceled, this show was genius). MXC (again, totally underrated). America's Funniest Home Videos. Anything involving a blooper or a fat lady falling out of a swing.
E! is Gay CNN.
Anything by AM Homes or Lorrie Moore. I kind of want to hate-fuck David Foster Wallace. And I just kind of want to hate Chuck Klosterman.