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About Me

i'm dan. i'm boring and lazy. i drink too much. i rarely make eye contact. i like to offend people. i'm pretty popular. i'm also a stand-up comic. you can check out my comedy page by clicking HERE
here's a video of me telling jokes:

this is a public service announcement i did as part of my community service plea bargain:

this is a new clip of me at laffhole:

my new york adventure!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who don't have junk all over their page.junk very similar to the videos posted above!

My Blog

my celebrity look-a-likes

this thing is fucking magic!
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:16:00 GMT

i look fucking good with a mustache!!

yeah, i said it. and i meant it. when i shaved it into existance, i had no idea it would look so awesome. but it does! and i'm stoked about it. the problem is this: i just landed a pilot for a tv...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:25:00 GMT

why do people still read these?

i haven't posted anything since april, and yet i have 21 views today alone and 82 on the week...  i swear i'm not that interesting.  however, i will give you a link to something that is inte...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 15:20:00 GMT

rude.

i finally did it!  i deleted my ex girlfriend from my friend list...  now if i could just delete her from the rest of my life.  here's a tip, people: never date someone with whom you sh...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:16:00 GMT

me = dumb

i've been at work for three and a half hours now... and i just realized that the chair i'm sitting in is new.  like, it's not even the same color as the old one.  how the hell did it take me...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:32:00 GMT

orange juice shouldn't come in a can!

have you ever had orange juice in a can?  it's friggin weird!  can's are supposed to hold soda and beer, nothing else!  well, maybe some other stuff, but certainly not juice.  ever...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:52:00 GMT

i should move to kelso!

kelso, washington. ever been? it's awesome! i had a very limited view, but what i saw i couldn't believe! what did i see? oh, nothing, just a little place called the fucking HIGHLANDER!! that place k...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:42:00 GMT

crap

i'm pretty sure my computer has hiv... this sucks.  i can't get online (or do anything else, for that matter) at home, and it'll probably be a while before i'll be able to.  i have no idea w...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 09:43:00 GMT

hmm... interesting...

i've learned something about myself recently... and i know by saying this i'm leaving myself open for a lot of crap, but i'm going to do it anyway... i really like curling. seriously. i hate the ol...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 06:03:00 GMT

hmmm...

turns out blaine isn't stalking me after all... my bad dudes. so i'm sure most of you (the comics anyway) have seen this "invisible thunder" guy floating around here... and no it's not me, i have...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 07:33:00 GMT