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I look drunk when I am tired. I poop human size. I tell street jokes. You could clothe a Peruvian village with the hair I leave behind on a single afternoon.The secret to life is this: No matter how awesome the squeak toy may look, the shoe that your mom just paid $300 for ALWAYS tastes better. You just have to learn to tune out the crying.I love the dog park with every fiber of my being. The only thing I love more is cheese. This one day, I ate almost a whole brick of Jarlsberg on the sly. Man, that was a good day. Didn't poop for two days, but WHO CARES.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The world's largest space heater. Someone with a line on some smoked pig ears, I am seriously jonesing over here.And someone get a lint roller for my mom, she looks homeless.
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Baroo to you!I was born exactly one year ago today. To celebrate I chewed the crotch clean out of my mom's brand new pair of jeans. I love crotch! The best part is that mom can't get... Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:44:00 GMT
